Damn right I wont. Only in your manga edits Wits.

i want a guy with rock hard abs that i get to play with.

 

i don't necessarily want some vlabby beast.

 

' but i'm fine with making a flabby beast into a nice gem with abs...

Lol...I'm 22, and have a fiance, so scratch me off that list...

It occurs to me that if /FG/ is this bad, what's facebook gonna be like?

i don't care about you. you probably suck.

 

 

i want a guy who thinks i'm cute when i'm fat.

i want a guy with rock hard abs that i get to play with.

 

i don't necessarily want some vlabby beast.

 

' but i'm fine with making a flabby beast into a nice gem with abs...

Mistake 1. Assuming you can change a man.

it'll probably never happen...

 

but i'm fine with being a cat lady.

Mistake2: assuming men think

Believe it or not 321, girls have that power.

 

Also, there was only one facebook post about valentine's day. What is wrong with us anymore?

and @ownage, if i can whip myself and the cat into losing weight.... i can do it to a guy.

There's a difference between cats and men though. Cats make accidents in the litterbox, men make accidents with interns...and the television...and everyone else

Believe it or not 321, girls have that power.

 

Also, there was only one facebook post about valentine's day. What is wrong with us anymore?

They like to think they can and i know several guys who pretend to appease them...

You'll know someday 321. Once you've actually had a girlfriend.

there are lots of fun ways to lose weight.....

 

 

fun for me anyways.

 

 

and if a guy i have as a bf won't do it.. i'd use psychological torture to get him to do it.

 

 

also.... i suggest fg stays away from me incase i set my eye on one of you.

 

 

you can do it by not posting.

methinks Tyler is naive.

Psychological torture....ah, the one true martial art of women. Many men have crumbled by the sight of this magnificent tool, and many mistresses have been emotionally destroyed by it....the 4 most powerful words a woman can say to anyone: no sex for you!

Psychological torture....ah, the one true martial art of women. Many men have crumbled by the sight of this magnificent tool, and many mistresses have been emotionally destroyed by it....the 4 most powerful words a woman can say to anyone: no sex for you!

i forget what comedian said it but he hit the nail on the head.

 

"Men, you can be happy, or you can be right."

i don't think ownage has seen his mommy bend a grown man around her pinky and treat him like the slave all men secretly want to be...

Seany has seen numerous women try and fail.

All the chicks at my school are just [bleep]es and [bleep] looking to get a [rooster].

There's a small few that aren't but they just aren't my type.

Speaking of which Seany spoke to the Russian today.

 

Step 1: first Contact- Complete

Thar you go.

><...Leave it to halo to complain about [bleep]...

Step 2: Association

 

Objective: To over the course of time converse further with the Russian, familiarizing Agent Bear with her ways, until he feels comfortable enough to inquire for a number or something

Secondary Objective: Try to discover the relationship status of the Russian.

 

Progress: Yet to commence.