Mostly I just keep her around because I like to watch her eat spiders.

oh god! i want to see her eat a live spider too.....

 

 

how lucky!!

 

there's no large spiders in my house...

I've never seen my cats eat spiders. And there are lots of them where I live.

My older cat just likes to sit around and thinks shes top [cabbage] of everything.

My younger one randomly runs around and has conversations with me and my mother.

He also greets me to the door everyday I come home from school.

if u want her to eat something, you put it close to her mouth.

 

if you do not... smack her.

Sometimes she punches me in the face while I'm asleep, but hey, that's love for ya.

Do you punch her back?

my cat slerps on my pillow & kicks me off it.

Slerps?

Its Canadian for sleeps.

Them Canadians, eh?

 

That reminds me of a joke. How did the Canadians create the name of their country? By drawing letters out of a hat!

 

C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?

I find that offensive.

Them Canadians, eh?

 

That reminds me of a joke. How did the Canadians create the name of their country? By drawing letters out of a hat!

 

C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?

Hey silva, watchu think about that?

its funny.

 

also slerps is the past tense of slurp.. mixed in with sleep

 

she drools and slerps and sleeps on my pillow all at the same time!

i'm so sleepy i think slerps is a word.

why am i topless? i just woke up and i'm topless.

Yeah, that's my bad.

:ohnoes:

well [bleep]. -goes back to sleep-

Funnily enough, so am I wits.

 

But that's pretty normal tbh.

ok

Tyler, how mad would your parents be if I sent you a TV box full of packing peanuts and my manga edit of you as a rabbitguy thing?

Very. I'd probably be banned from the internet until I'm 18.