You just don't understand the significance of his penis

I think his use of shwavian hatches across the tiny boy-like genitals really brings out the beauty of the piece.

See, his penis is really tiny in proportion to his body. Proportionally, even tinier than pies. Art scholars have deduced that this is very intentional, and is meant to encapsulate David's penis-shriveling terror upon starting his battle with Goliath.

Getting a new page because this page might get people banned.

GET

GODDAMMIT.

 

I just want it to be December 20th so I can play Star Wars.

Tyler has been posting for 11 minutes.

GODDAMMIT.

 

I just want it to be December 20th so I can play Star Wars.

Smooth scroll is pretty awesome. I don't know how I've been living without it up to this point

I never found the appeal. Guess I'm not used to it.

Smooth scroll is pretty awesome. I don't know how I've been living without it up to this point

 

 

I told you about the smooth scroll!

 

I warned you dog!

I don't get the appeal. It makes everything all bouncy.

You make everything all bouncy.

Inb4 Tyler.

Tyler is posting...

Lets talk about art!

 

 

This is Titian's "Venus of Urbino", what is /fg/'s interpretation?

Unacceptable.

Reported, called the cops, called the FBI.

Philistine. How could you have a problem with a masterpiece like that? Next you'll tell me you have a problem with Michelangelo's David

 

Personally, I much prefer Donatello's David.

 

From the standpoint that Donatello manage to make his statue free standing long before Michelangelo. That's something that hadn't been possible since Greek times.

I was kinda expecting you to post something different. Oh well..

What were you expecting me to post?

Expect the unexpected.

I'm not even sure myself.

That sounds a lot like my friends.