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See, his penis is really tiny in proportion to his body. Proportionally, even tinier than pies. Art scholars have deduced that this is very intentional, and is meant to encapsulate David's penis-shriveling terror upon starting his battle with Goliath.

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GODDAMMIT.

 

I just want it to be December 20th so I can play Star Wars.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Lets talk about art!

 

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This is Titian's "Venus of Urbino", what is /fg/'s interpretation?

Unacceptable.

Reported, called the cops, called the FBI.

Philistine. How could you have a problem with a masterpiece like that? Next you'll tell me you have a problem with Michelangelo's David

 

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Personally, I much prefer Donatello's David.

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From the standpoint that Donatello manage to make his statue free standing long before Michelangelo. That's something that hadn't been possible since Greek times.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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