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One day a girl was walking along in an outfit resembling a bikini. As she was walking a man whistled and said, "Hey baby how much?" She furiously yelled, "The clothes I'm wearing do not make me a [bleep]!" and stormed off. Later a man stole her purse and ran, the girl quickly ran to a man in a police uniform and said, "Help! A man just stole my purse!" the man turned to her and said, "Just because I'm wearing the uniform doesn't make me an officer."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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One day a girl was walking along in an outfit resembling a bikini. As she was walking a man whistled and said, "Hey baby how much?" She furiously yelled, "The clothes I'm wearing do not make me a [bleep]!" and stormed off. Later a man stole her purse and ran, the girl quickly ran to a man in a police uniform and said, "Help! A man just stole my purse!" the man turned to her and said, "Just because I'm wearing the uniform doesn't make me an officer."

I hate my generation people everything >.>

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One day a girl was walking along in an outfit resembling a bikini. As she was walking a man whistled and said, "Hey baby how much?" She furiously yelled, "The clothes I'm wearing do not make me a [bleep]!" and stormed off. Later a man stole her purse and ran, the girl quickly ran to a man in a police uniform and said, "Help! A man just stole my purse!" the man turned to her and said, "Just because I'm wearing the uniform doesn't make me an officer."

I hate my generation people everything >.>

*looks smugly at abc*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Everybody loves a nice big, veiny, glossy [rooster]. Even if they only wish they had one.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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to each his own.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I would wish it on very few people to be castrated an have their manhood set ablaze.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Seriously, I'm not clicking to view all of those posts.

 

Someone else get your [wagon] here!

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Someone has clearly stolen my line.... I did not make this

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Working on an Essay right now.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Always put off till tomorrow what is not due tomorrow.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Its due tomorrow.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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so last night on omegle i faced a challenge, I had to watch the weirdest most disgusting stuff this guy could find. I watched goatse, sandbox kids, and meat swirl or something. I think I could see just about anything now. I passed teh challenge by the way.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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so last night on omegle i faced a challenge, I had to watch the weirdest most disgusting stuff this guy could find. I watched goatse, sandbox kids, and meat swirl or something. I think I could see just about anything now. I passed teh challenge by the way.

Have you tried a mirror?

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have you tried leprosy wang? I thought not.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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In all seriousness one of the freakiest things ive ever seen was harlequin baby. Apparently its a real disease. Look up at your own peril.

 

 

*321ownage is not responsible for any medical, therapeutic or property damage costs.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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In all seriousness one of the freakiest things ive ever seen was harlequin baby. Apparently its a real disease. Look up at your own peril.

 

 

*321ownage is not responsible for any medical, therapeutic or property damage costs.

I posted a video of that a while ago... Look back about 250 pages :rolleyes:

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