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My typical conversation with Cleverbot:

 

User: Whats up man.

 

Cleverbot: Not much, you?

 

User: Same, just playing my didgeridoo.

 

Cleverbot: You did not.

 

User: What? I didnt what?

 

Cleverbot: Pick your scab.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Dude, you're such a [bleep].

 

Cleverbot: No, YOU'RE such a failbot.

 

User: I mean, honestly, I say something to you and you say something completely random and stupid.

 

Cleverbot: By the way.

 

User: Like that. I have no idea why people think you're so 'clever'.

 

Cleverbot: Is this an argument?

 

User: No, it's more like me just getting mad at you for being such a terrible over-hyped AI.

 

Cleverbot: How profound. But if they didn't teach us, how would the human race survive?

 

User: Yeah, wow, you have got to be the worst AI ever. I bet they just have you on a random response system that just makes you spout off [cabbage] completely irrelevant.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know MUCH about the Mayans, no.

 

User: Yeah, ok. [bleep] you dude. [bleep] you.

 

Cleverbot: Please don't swear.

 

User: I doubt I'll ever talk to you again you dumb [cabbage]. Have fun saying random [cabbage] about nothing.

 

Cleverbot: Ohh, right. Ok, Merry Christmas to you too, and Happy New Year as well.

 

I'm an AI bully. :cool:

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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You should feel insignificant...umm...Monk?

 

I can't tell who you are without the avatar. Your name isn't in your sig.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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You should feel insignificant...umm...Monk?

 

I can't tell who you are without the avatar. Your name isn't in your sig.

 

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Arbys>Everything

 

^Fact.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You challenge this? It is only challegeable by taco bells delicious and wonderfully priced 5 layer burrito.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh hell no.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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oh hell ya

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I've gotten food poisoning from Taco Bell at least three times, and I still love it. Favorite of all time has gotta be Chick-Fil-A. Stupid western USA doesn't have any though. -.-

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^ you're trying to distract me from the wondrousness of taco Bell I will not allow it.

 

Also am I the only one that has a time limit between posts?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Awkward "silence"

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Last post for the night. Gotta get it.

 

But I don't want to go to school tomorrow...

 

2 more weeks...*twitch*

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Ya I better get to bed too. Cheerio.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Arby's is amazing. Actually got their 5 for $5.95 today. Was amazing :thumbup:

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Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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Yeah 321, there definitely is a time limit, we've all raged about at least once before.

 

Goin' to bed early, gotta get up early to sell some PLASMA! WOO!

 

Also: I just remembered this ol' Myspace account a few buddies and I made. Check it out if you want, lols were had: Egghead Bunson

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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