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• July 28th: Got members! Bank soon

 

 

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• July 25th: added bank and stats.
   
  June 25th: Started blog :twss:

 

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The Neotoric Sovereign of Bel-Air

 

 

 

This is a tale explaining the manner in which

 

My way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started

 

If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location

 

And I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California commonly referred to as Bel-Air (coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778)

 

 

 

In the western region of the City of Brotherly Love known as Philadelphia my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood in my mothers care

 

The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc.

 

I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature

 

Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends

 

When a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief

 

Began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived

 

I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being

 

And she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sisters husband in the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air

 

 

 

I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago

 

Yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence

 

She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation

 

I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot

 

 

 

Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony)

 

Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France

 

I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood of Bel-Air commonly live

 

Indeed I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment

 

 

 

I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver and as the driver approached

 

I observed his California vanity plate which in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word fresh and from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games

 

In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique

 

Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community of Bel-Air

 

 

 

We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 oclock

 

And in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction

 

I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival

 

Where I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the community of Bel-Air as monarch

 

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Well I aim to be a COMPLETE waste of time, but please, if there is anything I could do to be of better misuse, COMMENT! nJoy -aL

first post get

sw00t i'm making a bank pic and stat pic now :D

This is a post on a thread made by Alal_Pwn on the tip.it forums in the Blogscape board.

Getting 60 woodcutting. will have a pic up soon :thumbsup:

Good luck with your goals :

Got members, and 61 woodcutting, next stop amazingness :twss: but i'm in serious need of dough =\

Ok today is gonna be a big day stay tuned :twss:

Good luck with your goals man

 

 

 

Btw the recon is hot, im jealous =P~

 

 

 

What did you do to get it? i swear if you say bungie day, i was there allllll dayyyy

Good luck with your goals man

 

 

 

Btw the recon is hot, im jealous =P~

 

 

 

What did you do to get it? i swear if you say bungie day, i was there allllll dayyyy

 

 

 

My clan [DTH] got called to the MLG semi-qualifiiers (regional) They gave it to me just for playing through the playlist :twss: The best way to get recon is to make a good map in forge, make a youtube video of it linking back to your fileshare, and if the map makes bungies picks for the week you are in. also the vidmaster achievements are a sure win, but even I am having a problem with many of them :x

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