Alal_Pwn Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 aLaL's Blog, Banner soon (eventually) Introduction coming soon PROTIPS: I include some false links from time to time. Normally they contain hidden Messages, just hover your mouse over the links to see the message in your status bar. News: July 28th: Got members! Bank soon [hide=News Archives]July 25th: added bank and stats. June 25th: Started blog :twss: [/hide] [hide=Stats]Clean, didn't say they were 1337 JULY 25th[/hide] [hide=Goals] [/hide] [hide=Bank Pictures]HEHE I promise it's all there :twss:[/hide] [hide=Delicious 'pasta] The Neotoric Sovereign of Bel-Air This is a tale explaining the manner in which My way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location And I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California commonly referred to as Bel-Air (coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778) In the western region of the City of Brotherly Love known as Philadelphia my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood in my mothers care The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends When a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief Began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being And she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sisters husband in the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago Yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony) Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood of Bel-Air commonly live Indeed I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver and as the driver approached I observed his California vanity plate which in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word fresh and from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community of Bel-Air We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 oclock And in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival Where I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the community of Bel-Air as monarch [/hide] [hide=Mini PK gallery (most recent)]Soon[/hide] [hide=YouTubes]Soon (imagine that!)[/hide] [hide=Thank-Yous and Shout-Outs]1. GONGUSAN/silomin/macascu I think he is a pretty cool guy. eh says what he wants and doesn't afraid of anything... pretty neat tale there pal[/hide] [hide=Random pics and Funny/Insightful Quotes] LOL Been using this as my siggy for a while, I need an upgrade :thumbsup:[/hide] [hide=Disambiguation and External links]Hope you feel less ambiguated.[/hide] Well I aim to be a COMPLETE waste of time, but please, if there is anything I could do to be of better misuse, COMMENT! nJoy -aL Proud owner of RECON. YES MLG FTFW! will eventually get my recon avvy, deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gongusan Posted July 25, 2009 Share Posted July 25, 2009 first post get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alal_Pwn Posted July 25, 2009 Author Share Posted July 25, 2009 sw00t i'm making a bank pic and stat pic now :D Proud owner of RECON. YES MLG FTFW! will eventually get my recon avvy, deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gongusan Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 This is a post on a thread made by Alal_Pwn on the tip.it forums in the Blogscape board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alal_Pwn Posted July 27, 2009 Author Share Posted July 27, 2009 Getting 60 woodcutting. will have a pic up soon :thumbsup: Proud owner of RECON. YES MLG FTFW! will eventually get my recon avvy, deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy_jim Posted July 27, 2009 Share Posted July 27, 2009 Good luck with your goals : RIP Michaelangelopolousu can control my tip it account, but youll never control how fine i am!This is by FAR my favorite song: I love N_odie and would never edit his posts! I love Rainy_Day too <3 And also Cowman_133. <33 Oh, and Laikrob is a going to hunt me down and kill me like a pest kangaroo if I reveal how awesome she is. I owe tripsis skittles. DarkDude feels like he's missing out. This is my siggy! - n_odie Rainy_Day MINE! - n_odie Rainy_Day And meol shouldn't feel left out. Oh, and Y_Guy is a noob awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alal_Pwn Posted July 28, 2009 Author Share Posted July 28, 2009 Got members, and 61 woodcutting, next stop amazingness :twss: but i'm in serious need of dough =\ Proud owner of RECON. YES MLG FTFW! will eventually get my recon avvy, deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alal_Pwn Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Ok today is gonna be a big day stay tuned :twss: Proud owner of RECON. YES MLG FTFW! will eventually get my recon avvy, deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
durza345 Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 Good luck with your goals man Btw the recon is hot, im jealous =P~ What did you do to get it? i swear if you say bungie day, i was there allllll dayyyy ACTUALLY that link goes to my new blog. A double-blog with IpwnKthxbai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alal_Pwn Posted July 29, 2009 Author Share Posted July 29, 2009 Good luck with your goals man Btw the recon is hot, im jealous =P~ What did you do to get it? i swear if you say bungie day, i was there allllll dayyyy My clan [DTH] got called to the MLG semi-qualifiiers (regional) They gave it to me just for playing through the playlist :twss: The best way to get recon is to make a good map in forge, make a youtube video of it linking back to your fileshare, and if the map makes bungies picks for the week you are in. also the vidmaster achievements are a sure win, but even I am having a problem with many of them :x Proud owner of RECON. YES MLG FTFW! will eventually get my recon avvy, deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gongusan Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 bamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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