A regular high school story?

[Harakiri]

This is a true story that is still developing and contains some sexual content.

 

 

PEOPLE:(Names changed to hide their shame)

Rathcet-Me

Dylan-My best friend who introduced me to the two people who "dated" this girl.

Breon-Dated the girl first.

Eric-Dates the girl now

Crash-My best friend who get's random texts from her

Shelby-"Girl" in question.

 

STORY:

My friend Dylan basically introduced me to Breon. Breon dated every girl in the school and was dumped two hours later by every girl in the school. I'm assuming out of desperation he met a girl over Yahoo Messenger. They talked for a couple days and then started calling each other and talking twenty-four seven. Breon's parents would kick him out of the house when he refused to get off the phone (he ran the phone bill sky high). He decided to go to Dylan's house to talk with her over Dylan's phone.

Dylan would end up allowing him to spend the night twice consecutively (probably because he trusted his friend not to talk for forty-eight straight hours with a girl he never met). Dylan's parents would end up kicking Breon out and Breon would eventually be stuck back at his parents house, his parents wanting him to quit with the phone talking thing.

He would break up with her, but not before introducing her to my friend Eric, who, after breaking up with Breon, she would automatically turn to. She apparently living in Michigan, we live in Illinois, and she apparently likened herself the best thing Eric would ever get.

Lo and behold, Eric now spends hours on end on the phone with her. His parents don't like it, but still support it for some reason. He's "Dated" her for a month now and we haven't even gotten to the best parts yet.

Dylan threw a party a couple days ago and invited me and Eric and Breon. Breon hated the girl, Shelby, so didn't even want to talk to her. Eric though, talked to her the whole party as we tried to pry the damn phone from his ears. He ends up getting called by her using Dylan's phone (Eric handed out Dylan's number and Crash, whom you will meet later's, number). They talked over the TV since Dylan has some sort of phone/TV connectivity thingermobob. We listed in as they talked for an hour and she sang to Eric (Worst singing ever). She then started telling him how much she wanted to meet him and pee in his mouth. I was both shocked and rolling on the floor laughing, tears streaming down my cheeks. We now called him golden shower boy until we learned even more...

Apparently, that night, Breon sat in the living room of Dylan's house as Eric talked to Shelby. She asked him if he's alright that she's bi and if it's alright if she had a girlfriend in Michigan. Eric had known this for a while but was still apparently mulling over how to answer this, but he apparently didn't care. Breon would leave and run as far away as he could from the living room.

That morning, as Eric got to sleep after compulsively talking to his "Girlfriend" for hours on end, Brandon told me and Dylan something horrible.

Breon didn't want to tell anyone because he didn't want to hurt Eric's feelings, but he told it to us now. He said that one time he was at Eric's house playing Rock Band with him. She called and interrupted their play. Eric apparently talked for an hour or so as Breon played the game. Eric then excuses himself to his room for fifteen minutes. Breon would end up going back to his room fifteen minutes later and opening the closed door to find Eric scrambling to pull his pants back on.

I laughed so hard I woke Eric up. He was having...phone sex? Or was he just doing what I know he was doing.

When he came into Dylan's room we asked him if he was caught with his pants down. He automatically replies "I was adjusting my pants!"

"With your underwear down?" Asked Breon.

"I was getting a wedgie out, not masturbating you sick freaks!"

He stormed out after calling his parents on Dylan's phone while simultaneously talking to Shelby on his cell phone. An amazing feat I must say.

Today after school I was walking over to my house. Me and my friend Crash live right close together so walk and shoot the breeze every day. He got a text on his phone and we assumed it was his parents. But it was Shelby, saying hi. Crash explained that Eric handed his number over to Shelby for no apparent reason.

So, the girl is psycho, thinks she can sing, is bi, has a "boyfriend" and a girlfriend, Eric's parents are supportive yet scared of what's going on, and I personally think this is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

And what's more pathetic? Eric's going to use his Christmas money to buy a ticket to Michigan to meet his "Girlfriend". What? And his parents are going to help!

 

This Thursday I am going to hide at Dylan's house. Eric and Breon won't know I'm there until I pop out and announce my presence. Dylan and myself are going to try to ruin this "relationship" get this [bleep] out of everyone's hair and ultimately try to mend all the problems that have risen from this "dating".

 

Is high school truly this odd? I never heard anything this odd happening at my Dad or Mom's high school. Sure there are weird things, but this is just beyond the point of being weird. It's creepy and suspicious.

If anyone can tell me if they know any stories like this or want to give a general opinion of what is going on with these people, please just leave a comment. I'm going to probably not be Eric's friend anymore after this, but I don't give a damn. He used to be the most normal of my friends. Now, he needs help. He knows he couldn't do anything to me anyway because I have so many ways to screw some one up psychologically, and most of my friends know when it comes to destroying someone mentally, I can do it. I can do it hard. Which is why my friends don't mess with me.

I won't exactly destroy Shelby or Eric, I just want to screw it up so much that neither wants to be with the other and this whole mess is resolved.

 

Thanks for reading, please comment about anything.

[Cthulhu]

Uhhhh... 'Da heck?

 

Where do you go to High-school...? O_o

 

 

I've never had anything close to this weird happen to me....

[PoorLepRecon]

I believe that this is better suited for the relationship sticky at the top. Sure, it is more for girlfriend/boyfriend advice, but your thread deals with your relationship to your friends so it should fit in there better.

 

Thread is here: http://forum.tip.it/topic/192134-i-want-a-girlfriend-and-other-such-relationship-advice/