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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I did not come here tonight to make you laugh! NO! I came here to sell you something! The Amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly By Night Industries has entrusted who? -- me! -- to show you! -- the handiest and the dandiest kitchen appliance ever invented, and don't ya wanna know how it works! First you take an ordinary apple! And then you place the apple between the patented pans! And then you reach for the instrument that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the hell can it possibly be? SLEDGE-O-MATIC!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! I did not come here tonight to make you laugh! NO! I came here to sell you something! The Amazing Master Tool Corporation, a subsidiary of Fly By Night Industries has entrusted who? -- me! -- to show you! -- the handiest and the dandiest kitchen appliance ever invented, and don't ya wanna know how it works! First you take an ordinary apple! And then you place the apple between the patented pans! And then you reach for the instrument that is not a slicer, not a dicer, not a chopper in a hopper! What in the hell can it possibly be? SLEDGE-O-MATIC!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rofl, that was really creative.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think maybe, you should be a salesman! O:

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