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This poem is about botters in runescape, they become more intelligent every day, they can talk, solve random events, deliberately mis-click and do stuff players do. If they aren't stopped, they WILL take over runescape.

 

There's already a movie on this.

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Guest Mrmegakirby

I enjoyed the poem itself, I thought it was quite well written, with a nice bit of humor.

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Every day we saw the botters pride

Grow and grow while we all cried.

We talked and talked admist the sighs

But never did anything as it all went awry.

 

We walked around minds groaning with rage

As all the botters never seemed to age.

We baited and waited and contemplated

But nothing happened as we all became jaded.

 

Site by site, we stalked with torches alight

At first sight of evil we pounced to fight.

We pleaded for the men to retort

And when they did not we all would report

 

But one day arrived a tall man

He wasn't that brave, nor the son of Sam

At the cost of his hard earned rapport (pronounced ra-poor fyi)

He hit the button in his brain marked "ignore"

 

Now he skills in the day at his own pace

He decided bots weren't the master race.

And surprised at this newfound state of mind

Despite all the plagued bots, he did just fine.

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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Every day we saw the botters pride

Grow and grow while we all cried.

We talked and talked admist the sighs

But never did anything as it all went awry.

 

We walked around minds groaning with rage

As all the botters never seemed to age.

We baited and waited and contemplated

But nothing happened as we all became jaded.

 

Site by site, we stalked with torches alight

At first sight of evil we pounced to fight.

We pleaded for the men to retort

And when they did not we all would report

 

But one day arrived a tall man

He wasn't that brave, nor the son of Sam

At the cost of his hard earned rapport (pronounced ra-poor fyi)

He hit the button in his brain marked "ignore"

 

Now he skills in the day at his own pace

He decided bots weren't the master race.

And surprised at this newfound state of mind

Despite all the plagued bots, he did just fine.

http://forum.tip.it/topic/57239-hijacking-will-not-be-tolerated/

Hello?

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Every day we saw the botters pride

Grow and grow while we all cried.

We talked and talked admist the sighs

But never did anything as it all went awry.

 

We walked around minds groaning with rage

As all the botters never seemed to age.

We baited and waited and contemplated

But nothing happened as we all became jaded.

 

Site by site, we stalked with torches alight

At first sight of evil we pounced to fight.

We pleaded for the men to retort

And when they did not we all would report

 

But one day arrived a tall man

He wasn't that brave, nor the son of Sam

At the cost of his hard earned rapport (pronounced ra-poor fyi)

He hit the button in his brain marked "ignore"

 

Now he skills in the day at his own pace

He decided bots weren't the master race.

And surprised at this newfound state of mind

Despite all the plagued bots, he did just fine.

http://forum.tip.it/topic/57239-hijacking-will-not-be-tolerated/

Hello?

 

 

Whats your point? I wasn't hijacking rofl. I just post random posts in rhymes. If anything it was an homage to Sw0rds post. If its a forum based on poems etc then it's accepted to type in them.

 

Now, you added nothing to this post. So should I link you to the rules and tell you not to spam?

I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 

My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):

Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193)

Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)
Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KC

If you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge 

 

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