Jump to content

Post as much as you can


Pirate_Felix

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 674
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

K, I guess that's over. Might aswell add some more George Carlin quotes:

 

-Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

 

-I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

 

-Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

 

-Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

 

-What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

 

-When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

 

-You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.