October 5, 201015 yr Ok so today i got 75 woodcutting, wait, wait, hold the applause I know its a great accomplishment and I deserve a medal but its what comes after my amazing feat of skill and intelligence which will intrigue you my friend. So as you would expect because of my massive accomplishment I went straight to the GE to tell other players about how much of a beast I am, I told many a player about my 75 woodcutting and they were SO IMPRESSED, except for this one fellow who had the audacity to call me a noob, I daresay that this man/woman/thing had crossed the line, so I challenged him to a duel. As it turned out Being only a level 87 this fellow easily destroyed me with his D Claws and proceeded to make fun of me calling me a noob this and a noob that. I was so depressed that I logged out and went outside, I was disgusted with myself afterward, I had given up a good HOUR of my time to hang out with friends when I could be getting 76 woodcutting. I could have grinded... one second, the formula.....PATIS WHERE IS THE FORMULA..... oh yes I could have grinded 115.02315K experience in that hour, I make an oath now loud and clear never to leave my laptop again for the sake of social acceptance and a semblance of normality among my peers, NEVER again. So I went back to the grind this time testing magic logs, It was a whole new world, all of the high levels calling me a noob making me want to go back outside with my friends but NO, I made the oath so I put them all on my ignore list and kept pushing through the grind. Well tomorrow is a new day and another level, If you want to flame I dont care there is always a 1/3 ratio of human to troll on forums these days so peace out hope you enjoy your own runescape experience =)
October 5, 201015 yr I hope to God your being sarcastic. Also, you should cut ivy, not magics. Yeah. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue.
October 5, 201015 yr He's probably doing magics as he just unlocked them and wants money :P.Good luck with 76 haha Blog
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