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How the Evil Chicken Stole Christmas

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Every bot in all Runescape

 

 

 

Liked Christmas a lot,

 

 

 

But one bot, the Evil Chicken

 

 

 

Did NOT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everyone in all kingdoms, from Varrok onto

 

 

 

The imps in banks of Draynor and, too

 

 

 

Did all Men and woman, ladies and gents

 

 

 

Of Lumbridge and more love Christmas Events

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Heck, even the Jewish

 

 

 

NPCs

 

 

 

Enjoy watching a player

 

 

 

Get rare things for free

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But not the Evil Chicken,

 

 

 

Or just Chicken, sometimes,

 

 

 

Liked Christmas at all,

 

 

 

He HATED the time!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, one day in December,

 

 

 

After the hats and scarves

 

 

 

Could start being earned

 

 

 

An evil plan was carved

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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nice nice very good poem/story. but one thing that bothers me is that you should have left all the runescapers hacked and weep and made the chicken rule runescape under the dark ages? :evil: :twisted:

Sup noobs.

Good story, but the Rhyme scheme drove me nuts up untill half way though. you might want to look at those first few verses again.

Pm me if you need anything proof-read, I may not be very good, but I am always willing to help.

A Seal Clubber is me!

A Oxygenarin is me!

6*9=42

Good idea, but dragoncmd the rhyming structure is not very consitant, but otherwise well written.

Little Nova herself!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah, it should've been lilyuff...

1690 total and unranked strength. Headed for 1800.

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I like the irony (no wait, paradoxicality) in how there's a spelling error in this sig.

Good idea, but dragoncmd the rhyming structure is not very consitant, but otherwise well written.

 

 

 

um, thats what I meant.

Pm me if you need anything proof-read, I may not be very good, but I am always willing to help.

A Seal Clubber is me!

A Oxygenarin is me!

6*9=42

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Yeah, I know it wasn't exactly X. J. Kennedy, but I did it in like 1 hour. Maybe I'll redo it some day... Fred Fredburger.

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