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The Quiznos Piledriver


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The story according to the person who did it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

work at quiznos, which is a pretty nice place to work. it has its perks. so yesterday was slow, not a lot of business. so we have this 9' inflatable drink cup outfit that you can wear, so me and the owner (which is korean and doesnt speak a lot of english) go out to the street and im wearing this joint. and its huge. i put my arm up to try and touch the top and i cant reach it. so he's on one side of the lane where you turn into the plaza and im o n the other side, and these little 9 or 10 year old black kids come up..and they're laughing, and then their laughing goes to BEEFING! like joke beefing, and they're punching me, but its just bouncing off, because well, im in an inflatable suit with a battery and a fan inside it and its taut, their punches just deflect right off. tso they're laughing and they just run away, into the drive thru lane of the wendys that they just came out of. so this happens again, and then they're laughing harder, and asking me stuff and they cant hear me because its a huge drink suit. evantually the 3rd time they come running back , they're punching me and kicking me, but its not malicious. they're just like cracking up and kind of running around me and i cant catch the. but then the yboth slam into me and dogpile on me, which pisses me off. i mean hell, im a huge soft drink, im wearing this costume, and im not going to get compleel jobbed out by two little kids. so i ROAR and throw the one off me, and i grab the other one, all the time mr ahn is on the other side of the street, i cant see if he's laughing or what because i can barely see anything out of this thing. so i grab the kid and give him a tombstone piledriver in the grass. i protected him well, but the kid got right up and nosold it and then fell down laughing hysterically. in hindsight, it was probably a bad move to give a kid a piledriver like that on the clock, but hell, i was the huge quiznos subs mascot, i wasnt about to get jobbed out by these little punks. afterwards i gave them some $2.00 off coupons and it was all copacetic. no harm no foul.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

the kid's dad came out of the wendy's and he's all like 'you alright'?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

why didnt anyone try and help me? this is my life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am amazed he could do that in that silly cup costume.

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Wait, what was the point of this? :(
The point of this was to be a brief moment of sunshine in the vast midst of dreariness that is our lives. It is to give us hope that no matter how bleak things look we can always log on to this forum and have a temporary escape from the cruel cold world.

This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.

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Wait, what was the point of this? :(
The point of this was to be a brief moment of sunshine in the vast midst of dreariness that is our lives. It is to give us hope that no matter how bleak things look we can always log on to this forum and have a temporary escape from the cruel cold world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That is what drugs are for :)

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Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it

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