....

 

I'm not even gonna answer that.

 

TPUM has many dvds and/or blu-rays.

I steal all my movies. Muahahahha

 

TPUM buys movies like a chump

I buy 'em if I ever plan on lending them out to friends or if the only quality I can find online is really bad.

 

TPUM has never purchased a CD.

False

When I was 9 I think

 

TPUM has less than 1000 posts

True. Very True.

 

TPUM uses Pandora.

From time to time

 

TPUM is less than 20 years old

I'm 21. Never hit a bar though. So I guess I might as well be under 20.

 

TPUM is a GIRL

I'm a beautiful sunflower

 

TPUM has been in /fg/ skype

Nope, that sounds stupid.

 

TPUM has multiple sets of organs.

Not complete sets, no. I'm still missing a pair of Nigerian eyes and a Swedish Kidney

 

TPUM has at least one healing wound on their body at the time of reading this

No I tend not to injure myself.

 

TPUM has seen something on the internet that they wish they hadn't seen

Knowledge is power

 

TPUM isn't using a laptop

Wrong. I'm using a laptop.

 

TPUM is Abc again

Nope.

 

TPUM thinks I'm annoying and deserve to be shot.

Yup.

 

TPUM thinks I'm sexy.

I want to ravage your butthole.

 

TPUM is uncomfortable with that

Not at all

 

TPUM is missing 2 or more limbs

Nope. In fact, I have extra anatomy

 

TPUM and I are going to have a nice chat back and forth for pages and pages

Probably

 

TPUM is Psycho_Robot.

HOLY [bleep]

 

TPUM is NOT abc (come on blaze I know you wanna)

I wish I was blaze tbh

 

TPUM regularly rubs their fingernails on their forearms.

Wrong. I have a tic where my hands get all twitchy when something excites me.

TPAM forgut about TPUH.

 

TPUM won't forget.

TPUM will be delighted by this new method of doin it rong

wat

 

TPUM is wearing a yellow shirt.