Stupid Mike!

[NoMercyKid]

The Adventures of The Adventurers!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A long time ago there was a battle against Saradomin and his evil brother Zamarok. The battle was long and took days. Zamaroks men where getting beaten, then Zamarok lunged towards Saradomin knocking his staff to the ground. Were it laid for years and years.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away (aka world 56) an adventurer went into the wild. Where he saw some type of staff sticking out of the wall. He then pulled it out of the wall. "Ooooo pretty colors" said the adventurer. "O well better take this to the staff shop in varrok" says he.

 

 

 

"Teleporto al fally" said the man. Where he then appeared in Falador. "Awww s**t! I teleported to Fally by accident, and that was my last law rune" said the man.

 

 

 

The man then started walking down the path towards Varrok. When all of a sudden a man jumped out from behind a bush. "Stand and deliver, gemme your money" screamed the man. "Hahahaha, is this a joke?" said the adventurer. "Um... no, now give me your money!" said the highwayman. Pow! The adventurer then punched the highwayman in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Owww that hurt! iam ganna tell my mommy!" said the highwayman, as he started to cry. Then the adventurer felt sorry for him. "Here have 30 gp" said the man. "Yay" said the highwayman as he started dancing. "Stop that!" screamed the man. "Ok" said the highwayman, softly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"So, whats your name?" said the man. "My name is Bartamulemoladida Shiftoneoneelevenzero Jamesonweinrerlalalal the fourth, but you can call me Bob" said um... Bob. "My names Mike" said um Mike. "So where are you going?" said Bob. "iam going to varrok" said mike. "o o o o lemme come too!" said Bob. "Fine" said mike. "Yay!" said Bob, as he started dancing again. "stop that!" screamed mike, again. "Fine" said Bob.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As they start walking down the path Bob suddenly stopped. "WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s wrong now" said mike. "This is the farthest ive ever been from homeÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

[Fist_of_ozzy]

Ummm....

[aznmidget448]

ummm... Ummm....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nice story :D I liked it. Fun to randomly read stories, lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hope u write a sequel

[dragoncmd]

:shock: Uuuuhhh :shock:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't think I'll ever get used to these type of stories. you made one error though, Jagex would never have given the staff back.

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Jagex would never ban an npc, or give out free party hats(after they gave them out before) or openly say that they need to count their money(they have computers for that nowadays).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But if we ignore all that, I think it was a good story and therefore a sequal would ruin it. Just move on to a new idea.