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post random quotes from ralph wiggum here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. [after crashing through the simpsons' window] i'm a brick!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. lisa is a sellout! lisa is a sellout! lisa, what's a sellout?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. [to a wolf] will you be my mommy? ..you smell like dead bunnies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. why does everyone run from me? [dark spot appears on his pants]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. i saw mrs krabapple and principal seymour making babies in the janitors closet and one of the babies looked at me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. hi. i'm ralph.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. i'm special.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. can you taste the thumbtacks?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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lisa: so.. ralph. what can you do?

 

 

 

ralph: i wanna be a firetruck!

 

 

 

lisa: ok, you can be a movie critic.

 

 

 

ralph: yay i'm a movie critic! wheeeee-oooo-wheee-oooo..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ralph: hi mrs. simpson!

 

 

 

marge: aah! [sprays ralph with pepper spray]

 

 

 

ralph: [cries] ..even my boogers taste spicy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. [petting a jellyfish] look, i made a new friend!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. [after being paralyzed by the jellyfish sting, starts floating away with the tide] i'm going to go to africa, to see lions, and giraffes, and monkeys, and santa claus, and monkeys..

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