January 9, 200620 yr Just post any funny or cool Simpsons quotes. -- From the episode where Bart is dating Reineer Wolfcastle's daughter, in it Principal Skinner is planning on doing a stand-up comedy act. *Principal Skinner is standing at the microphone in a bar, the audience quiets down* Skinner: How come you always run out of tardy slips before you run out of permission slips?! *crowd is silet* Nelson Muntz: How come you suck?? Skinner: Because I lack self confidence and still live with my mother. Runescaper (off and on) since late 2001
January 9, 200620 yr Homer is so quotable, just google classic simpson quotes or something. You'll get stuff like this: http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-homer.html Brilliant stuff :D The newer episodes though? Urgh, talk about fishing for jokes. It's tainted one of the greatest series of all time IMO. This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
January 10, 200620 yr Author Homer is so quotable, just google classic simpson quotes or something. You'll get stuff like this: http://www.shanemcdonald.com/laughs/l-homer.html Brilliant stuff :D The newer episodes though? Urgh, talk about fishing for jokes. It's tainted one of the greatest series of all time IMO. Agree completely, even though there's still the odd episode that kind of makes you laugh. It's all garbage, it's such a shame. All they focus on now is homer's stupidity, and although Homer is a funny guy, after a while they run out of ideas and it's just plain stupid, not funny stupid, but stupid. Runescaper (off and on) since late 2001
January 11, 200620 yr 1 Quote owns them all - "Doh!" 122 Combat : 99 Hits : 99 Attack : 99 Strength97/99 Defence : 99 Fletching : 99 Woodcutting
January 11, 200620 yr bart: yeah, I'm looking for someone, last name hugnkiss, first name amanda Moe:I need anamda hug'nkiss! where can I find amanda hug'n'kiss! why can't I fond amanda hug'n'kiss?!?
January 12, 200620 yr Homer: alcohol is a way of life! its my way of life and i intend to keep it! and heres another Homer:i'd sell my soul for a donut
January 13, 200620 yr homer: no beer, no tv make homer go something something... marge: go crazy.? homer: DON"T MIND IF I DO!!! ADFHASDOFA SDKLJA SDGJSL GE :wink:
January 13, 200620 yr 1 ralph to a wolf: "will you be my mommy?" wolf: *bites his collar and carries him away* ralph: "you smell like dead bunnies." 2 chief wiggum: sorry ralphie, they rejected your recipe. i think your crayon sandwich is good. ralph: you only had a pretend bite. chief wiggum: *takes a bite* ralph: can you taste the thumbtacks? chief wiggum: *sigh* ah cr*p. 3 homer: hey you, milton, go home. milhouse: its milhouse! homer: yeah, well your dad's 'no house' 4 flanders: hello, neighborino to the north! canadian: hoodly oodly! flanders and canadian: doodly oodly.. oodly doodly doo! canadian: would you like to puff on a reefereeno? they're legal here! flanders: ..i was warned satan would be attractive.. 5 abe [grandpa] : thanks, johnny, and for my appreciation i'd like to give you this dvd player. johnny: ..what the heck? ..where do you pour the syrup..?
January 13, 200620 yr Whip man: No listening. You hear me? Homer: Uh...no? Whip man: You just don't learn, do you? This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you.
January 13, 200620 yr Krusty the Clown: "and hire me Kenny G to play in my elevator!" :lol: "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"
January 14, 200620 yr homer: no beer, no tv make homer go something something... marge: go crazy.? homer: DON"T MIND IF I DO!!! ADFHASDOFA SDKLJA SDGJSL GE :wink: FTW! ^_^ Ralph: I've got a leprechaun! He tells me to burn things! Leprechaun: Go ahead! When they turn around, BURN THE HOUSE! *Ralph lets out a cheeky smile*
January 14, 200620 yr Simpsons is the greatest cartoon sitcom. Has better lines than Family Guy imo. Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? Lisa: No. Homer: Ham? Lisa: No! Homer: Pork chops? Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal! Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. Homer: Bad bees! Get away from my sugar! Ow! Ow!! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow! Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet? Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know. Homer: If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
January 17, 200620 yr ralph: hi mrs. simpson! marge: aah! [sprays ralph with pepper spray] ralph: [cries] ..even my boogers taste spicy.
January 17, 200620 yr Bart: there ya go fish bulb Homer: ok kids Lets go home Lisa: we r home Homer: that was fast i may have some of the wording wrong it was by memory Desti is Back (H)
January 17, 200620 yr Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa! Get in here. [Lisa walks in] In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! I love that one :D "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"
January 17, 200620 yr I got one... it's rather long. It's not exactly a quote for-say, but you get the point Smithers: *enters moes* Hi, I'm looking for a Job? Moe: Yeah, ok, what I want you to do is gaurd Barney until the beer is safely off the delivery truck. Barney: It will be a pleasure working with you, sir! *BUURP* Homer: No, smithers! I know all of us in our darkest hours have contemplated taking the Barney gaurding job, but that's for losers! You have to face up to who you are! Smithers: You're right! Clock: *tick* *DONNG!* Barney's Chair: *empty* *spinning* Moe: oh.. My... GOD! Delivery Truck: *Pulls up* Delivery Guy: Hi, I've got a delivery of beer, I just need you to sign -- Oh no, IT'S YOU! CRASHING NOISE Moe: *cringes* SPINNING NOISE Barney: *BUURP* Moe: *Cries*
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