Do you need a hand? [F2P players only]

[Sona]

A few days ago, I asked in the F2P thread how all of you can tolerate the abysmal conditions there with all of the bot's chatspam. The answer I got? "Cheaper prices would be nice."

 

You know what?

 

I can do better.

 

Hi, Sona here, with a special W42 offer. For a limited time only (read: whenever I'm playing, more or less), I am willing to be your maidservant/lady-in-waiting/courtesan (no, not that kind of courtesan). If you have a desire for a certain tradable good from the P2P world, you have but to inquire within. So, consider me some sort of odd EXP lamp that gave items in a significant quantity.

 

How this'll work: You tell what you want. If it's something I can do, I go gather the items. You get your items. I go on my merry way.

 

But wait, there's more! I'm not even asking to get paid. Whatever you want, I'll do my best to get to you, absolutely free.* If you're leery of being flagged (and I'm personally not sure if Jagex does this - I don't think the average player is insane enough to give away consumables on a regular basis, but they gotta detect gold-sellers somehow, right?) by some sort of ungodly complex anti-RWT program, feel free to tip me some amount in which you feel is appropriate.

 

All you have to do is leave me a message here. Tell me what you want. Tell me what you plan to do with it. Give me an amount if applicable. I'll get back to you within the next game update and we'll work something out.

 

But I'm not done yet! If you call now, I'll -

 

... Actually, I am done. I'm not rich, naive, or bored enough to the point where I'm handing out rares yet.

 

*Limit one per player.

 

and now... the small print.

 

 

There are a few things that I'd like you to keep in mind before plopping down a post.

 

1. I work at my own pace. I am, in the end, a casual player. I am also only one person and not one of those insane goldfarmers from Asia. While efficiency isn't beyond me, please don't expect me to gather up 700000 big bones or whatever ungodly amount you need for 99 prayer in a week.

 

2. Because most of these items will more or less be self-produced, please don't expect unreasonable quantities. It is highly unlikely that one young woman could provide you with enough runes and arrows for you to max out. You may ask for unreasonably large numbers of items, but don't be surprised if I have to pass you up because I don't feel like cutting your 99 firemaking for you.

 

3. I am only one person.

 

4. Please understand that again, because I'm one person, I will, with nearly 100% certainty, not be able to give you what you want immediately. I ask for your patience and respect. A reason for why you want something would be nice. I'd appreciate it if you didn't immediately run off to the GE to flip, though what you do with it will be up to you.

 

5. While this service is meant to be universal, I will reserve the right to decline certain individuals based on known behavior. Furthermore, I'm doing you a favor. Please keep that in mind as well. :mellow:

 

6. I play to have fun. So should you.

 

Yours truly.

 

[Dire_Wolf]

Hey, i need cash and i am currently F2P. Any good amount of cash will be great.

 

I will PM you my reason for cash.