OK let's get this out of they way first, I've had full rune 4 times.....and lost it 3 times. Feel free to flame me for this. Here is my story......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....it all began when I was a noob. Wandering around Lumbridge, killing goblins I couldn't help but notice the guys with that neat blue armor. One of them talked to me and asked me if I wanted to go to the Wilderness. Of course I agreed, a player with such wonderful armor couldn't possibly lead me wrong. He took me into the deep wildy and killed me. This was the first of a counted 18 deaths.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I made sure that I was going to do better next time in the wildy so I made Bronze stuff, just like they taught me on Tutorial Island. With my shiny new armor I rushed into the wilderness......and got killed again........by the same person.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well I'd had enough of that so I decided to make some money. Two long months later I became a member. Making bowstrings, I made an easy 300k. I was going to do that Dragon Slayer Quest and get my Full Rune.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some kind player in the Varrock Bank was selling full rune, weapons and all, for a mere 350k. I eagerly went and sold all my items to get that 50k and bought my shiny armor. Finally, Full Rune!!!!!!!!!!! I felt invicible, nothing could stop a lvl 48 in his full rune, not even Elvarg! I rushed into Elvarg's lair and attacked. I dodged his fire attack and slashed at his hide. Taking the hit hard Elvarg lashed out with his tail and dealt me a mighty 9 damage. That wasn't a problem, I had my food...my food.....in the bank....oh yeah. Then all went dark.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I woke up in a daze in Lumbridge. I was surrounded by staring noobs. "Look!" one said "He just teleported here!"

 

 

 

Suddenly I had a dozen noobs surrounding me!

 

 

 

"Can I have some Law Runes?"

 

 

 

"Where's Varrock?"

 

 

 

"What kind of armor is that?"

 

 

 

Screaming madly I ran away from the noobs, sure I would never go to Lumbridge again. I had kept only my rune sword, helm, and leggings.

 

 

 

"I know!" I said aloud "I'll go to the wilderness and PK until I have enough money to buy back my Rune!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Once again I rushed into the Wilderness an invincible lvl 48.......with no food. Crap, not again! I died leaving my full rune behind with that wierd skull over my head. I wasn't going to be bested this time. I went at Runescape with a vengence earnining 300k more in just a day. I bought full Rune and rushed into the Wilderness again.....and died. That's two sets down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No matter, I would work this time. I enrolled in the ranks of The Pick Mining and Smithing Company. Working up through the ranks I earned my money mining, an honest occupation. I got my full Rune for the third time, this time at a cheap 250k. I would train this time. Going to Karamja I attacked Lessers. Man was I thirsty.....I think I'll get a drink upstairs, I'm doing fine fighting this guy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What?

 

 

 

Why am I back in Lumbridge?

 

 

 

Crap

 

 

 

OK calm down you still have your three most expensive......

 

 

 

Where'd that skull over my head go?

 

 

 

OK....OK....OK.....not all is lost, only all of your money, and the armour and your Amulet of Strength that cost you 10k.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time I was going to be careful. I made myself some easy Iron armor, strapped it on and went killing moss giants in the Varrock Sewers. Countless giants later, I was a mean lvl 54 and ready to take on Elvarg. With two weeks of members left I bought full Rune, and a full inventory of swordfish. This time I was going to take down Elvarg. Heading to Brimhaven I set out for his volcano lair. I walked through the gates, a little unnerved by the walking skeletons (only a little scared....and my armor did not suddenly become damp, in the legs.) I faced Elvarg.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With a mighty yell I lunged at him with a controlled stab. The blow hit him a 7. With a roar he belched out fire at me. I barely had time to bring up my shield before the attack hit me. Hah! A mere 3 damage. Next I made and agressive slash, slicing his wing, another 7. Faltering Elvarg slashed at me...and missed. The battle raged on for 5 more minutes. I had exhausted my food supply and was wearily fending off Elvarg's blows. With a suddden surge of strength I took my longsword and ran him through. Without a sound Elvarg slumped to the ground.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was done. Elvarg was slain and I had kept my full Rune! Walking jauntily out of his tomb I met another Dragon Slayer coming in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Good Luck" I chuckled seeing his full Rune and his confidence....as a lvl 47.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hope you liked my story. I still have the set of full Rune I killed Elvarg in. Before I could upgrade to Dragon armour, my membership ran out. I'm back in F2P until next summer. But when I get back the first thing I'm doing is buying full Dragon. The Daggonoth King is going down!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Editors note: This is an actual account of the events in the life of Imhomer. When He did get back to members he bought that full Dragon.....and lost it battling the Daggonoth King. He is now raising funds once again for a new set.

Lol, i like how many times you forgot to bring ur food, rofl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aw well, at least u still have rune armour after all that, haahaa. 4 sets. 1 lost in pk and 2 lost to elvarg. Remember that when you die, u make some1 else's day worth being there.

Good, i guess.

Rather strange you got killed by the same person twice. And just so I know is Full Dragon really that good? I mean its like rune with a few extra stats. I can get the point of the weapons cos they have specs but what does the amour do?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway cool story I liked the fact that it is one of those things that could easily happened to me... If I hadn't been silly enough to also forget my amour in my quest for another plank.