GO TO THIS WEBSITE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com/

Once upon a time

 

 

 

on the internet, there was a guy.

 

 

 

A very deeply flawed man,

 

 

 

they called him Eric Bauman.

 

 

 

He was a total [wagon],

 

 

 

and nobody knows why.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He traveled all around

 

 

 

on the pulse of each phenomenon,

 

 

 

from Something Awful, on to Fark,

 

 

 

with his trusty watermark,

 

 

 

he stole and stuck it all upon

 

 

 

eBaumsWorld.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It wasn't fair

 

 

 

to those from whom he stole,

 

 

 

but did he care?

 

 

 

No, not one bit.

 

 

 

And then he had the nads

 

 

 

to sell some ads.

 

 

 

What a piece of [cabbage]!

 

 

 

Oh, Eric.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eric's quite a [bleep].

 

 

 

Other people's work

 

 

 

has made him rich.

 

 

 

He hired some male prostitutes,

 

 

 

dressed them up in three-piece suits.

 

 

 

His faithful team of lawyers

 

 

 

made the internet his [bleep]...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Till Lowtax came along,

 

 

 

punched him in the face

 

 

 

and banged his mom.

 

 

 

And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,

 

 

 

had his dumb website erased.

 

 

 

Well sadly that's a lie,

 

 

 

there's still an

 

 

 

eBaumsWorld.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But if we all join hands

 

 

 

and sing this song,

 

 

 

then our call will reach the sky.

 

 

 

And maybe Zeus and Thor

 

 

 

will smite that [bleep].

 

 

 

I think it's worth a try.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

eBaum's World is going down.

 

 

 

We gotta rise up from the underground

 

 

 

to tell Eric Bauman a thing or two

 

 

 

about how stealing simply isn't cool.

 

 

 

So right now we're making that our mission,

 

 

 

and if the bastard doesn't listen,

 

 

 

we'll get sick of being lawful

 

 

 

and brand his [wagon] with Something Awful!

http://forum.tip.it/search.php ftw

That "poem" sucks, also.. we have one of these topics already.

This was just recently posted, and in a much more intriguing manner.