guthixedge Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 GO TO THIS WEBSITE http://www.ebaumsworldsucks.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guthixedge Posted March 9, 2006 Author Share Posted March 9, 2006 Once upon a time on the internet, there was a guy. A very deeply flawed man, they called him Eric Bauman. He was a total [wagon], and nobody knows why. He traveled all around on the pulse of each phenomenon, from Something Awful, on to Fark, with his trusty watermark, he stole and stuck it all upon eBaumsWorld.com It wasn't fair to those from whom he stole, but did he care? No, not one bit. And then he had the nads to sell some ads. What a piece of [cabbage]! Oh, Eric. Eric's quite a [bleep]. Other people's work has made him rich. He hired some male prostitutes, dressed them up in three-piece suits. His faithful team of lawyers made the internet his [bleep]... ...Till Lowtax came along, punched him in the face and banged his mom. And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced, had his dumb website erased. Well sadly that's a lie, there's still an eBaumsWorld.com But if we all join hands and sing this song, then our call will reach the sky. And maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that [bleep]. I think it's worth a try. eBaum's World is going down. We gotta rise up from the underground to tell Eric Bauman a thing or two about how stealing simply isn't cool. So right now we're making that our mission, and if the bastard doesn't listen, we'll get sick of being lawful and brand his [wagon] with Something Awful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 http://forum.tip.it/search.php ftw Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhFour Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 That "poem" sucks, also.. we have one of these topics already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insane Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 This was just recently posted, and in a much more intriguing manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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