April 25, 2006--PostBag from the Hedge April

[n64jive]

A complex clutter of letters this month, kicking of with my favorite subjectÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ me!! If youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re lucky you might even see me in the game visiting a few of my favorite spots. Feel free to say hello and please, donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t be scared!! IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll explain how it happened one day. IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ve also been talking to river trolls, beards, and we even ask Boot to explain the legend of the black hole. Then to finish it off we managed to ask the mime to err, mime a few responses for us. Have fun!

 

 

 

Dear Postie Pete,

 

YOU ROCK!!!

 

 

 

I admire you. You must be sooooo brave to do your job and stick to it. In fact there is a HUGE crowd of us in our Postie Pete fan club and we would all liketo meet you. But no matter where we look we cant find you. :-( Do you ever go anywhere where we can find you? Or do you go on some "staff only" world?

 

From the president of the Postie Pete fan club/Your No 1 fan,

 

 

 

Blinks182.3

 

P.S Even if we cant find you your sitll #1.

 

 

 

 

 

Well, imagine my joy when I read this one! IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m glad my work is appreciated, it certainly can be a challenge when asked to chat to Rantz (shudder) or the bandits up in the wilderness. Generally I am pretty safe during my travels thanks to wizards guild and their clay teleportation tablets. Not being much of a mage I always had problems getting about, especially when new lands are discovered nearly every week, but these tablets sorted it right out! If you look carefully you might see me popping about, I often hang around with my friend Reldo, visiting any of my brothers or chatting to the Oracle up in the mountains. Hope to see you there!

 

 

 

Hey there Ghosty!,

 

I was just wondering if your done fixing your boat so we can visit Ak-Haru's Homeland. (Ithink that is were you go) Because that sounds like a fun place to visit. Maybe you could even gimmie a discription as well. Im sure many would like the info as well.

 

 

 

^/Master of Ninja Academy\^,

 

 

 

-~*Lord Kai70*~-

 

 

 

 

 

Woooooo! Wooo woo! Wooo woo! Woo? Woo woo wooÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ

 

 

 

 

 

(Puts on amulet of ghostspeak)

 

 

 

ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæand they wonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t relinquish the power they now have. Several of the locals have been taken into slavery, which is why we have been so reluctant to return. The land itself is a place of wonder and mystery, lush with flowers which could not grow in hostile places such as this. ItÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s such a pity there is so much bloodshed there now, IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ (at that point, the ghost broke down into ghostly tears. I felt it best to leave).

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Rick Turpentine,

 

You just stopped me in the middle of killing an iron dragon and said you were trying to atone for past actions. Then you gave me a spinach roll! Let me tell you, a spinach roll is not my idea of atonement. As a matter of fact, I think it is just one more thing for which you need to atone. It's bad enough to interrupt me while I am in combat, but these spinach rolls are really adding to your karmic burden. You need to rethink this strategy.

 

 

 

(from an unknown writer)

 

 

 

 

 

Dear mystery writer,

 

 

 

Karmic burden? What are you talking about? If I can avoid prison by going round and handing out a couple of spinach rolls (lots of people think they are really rare for some silly reason), then I will. Karmic burden indeed! WhatÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s wrong with spinach anyway? You wonÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t eat that, but you will eat roasted swamp snails and that gnome rubbish! Very, very odd I tell you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Boot the Dwarf,

 

Recentely I stumbled across a shiny blue doughnut resembling disk that had no apparent use. After using it with various things such as anvils and the Chaos Elemental, I decided to examine it. To my surpise, it said "Used to get out of Thordur's black hole."

 

 

 

So I did a bit of research and found Thordur's location is remarkably close to yours. When I ask you, all you do is tell me your long, painful to listen to life story. So, if you don't mind me asking here, WHAT DID YOU DO TO THORDUR AND HIS MYSTICAL HOLE OF BLACKNESS!?

 

 

 

Sincerely,

 

Arcaus Link

 

 

 

P.S. If you killed him, your secret is safe with me. We've all done things we're not proud of...

 

 

 

Super P.S. Hi scott! W007, I wrote a letter! And Kyle...you freak me out.

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Arcaus,

 

 

 

Thordur used to have a theme ride really close to my little shoe, er, sorry, cave. I used to live in a shoe you see, it's easy to get confusedÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ but anyway, he was forced to close it down. You see, it was a magical journey to some really dark, really empty shoes. I mean caves. People wanted to see the ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬Åblack holeÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

[DragonFirenze]

Twas posted before. A bit of the same altho i enjoyed the mim bit :lol:

[whizkid338]

Interesting, looks like Leesters has had an effect on people! :) (unless that was leesters writing it... :shock: )