wat u need to do is write a small paragraph of a story that changes topic very often but it needs to continue onto the last story i will start

 

 

 

one day a shaman saw the green ice-cream truck full of yellow tomatoes with green flies on top which hatches from a chickens egg that went to court to get a restraining order against the mad phyco killer cat named jimbo which always wore a red top hat made from wool that..............

...... was made entirley from goat cheese. The psyco killer cat was extremely bored one day so it hi-jacked a bus and drove to Europe. He met some lovely people there, unfortunatley they were all United fans so he had to kill them. The police came after him but no trace was found. Except a sock. A big red and yellow sock. A big red and yellow sock with the words "meow" and "pwned" on the sides. Seeing as he was in hiding, Jimbo the cat decided to..........

...go to the United states or whatever and kill them all cuz theyre united fans and then took a green ice cream truck with the words "cat" and "pwned" on it which had all the flavors of ice cream which people love so yeha. Then they both went to Iraq because....

there were having to much fun and wanted to help out over there but it didnt help because they were only 1 inch tall which is a coincidence because the other side of the world a small gerbil was viciously attacting a dog which looked like this \ and had "meow" and "pwned" written on its....

on it's leg. It has one of his leg donated to his mother, who was planning to leave her son in the coming week. The son was in love with his cousin and they married but then the people of law came and tried to arrest them for incest. The marries cousins...

but then he jumps in his green ice-cream truck and drives as far as he can with only the fuel that is alreddy in the tank.....he gets 5 metres so he jumps out pulls out his switchblade and slices anyone who tries to get near him

..........Unfortunately, at this time he was hit over the head by an FBI agent and dragged into a car. They took him to a secret lab in Hawaii and gave him counselling. When he deemed un-crazy enough they gave him astronaut training. He was eventually made captain of the Shuttle Mission - Pwned. It was to go and set up a base on pluto. They set off and as they left orbit, a giant black hole appeared behind them and swolled earth. In it's place was a giant flower. They all gasp in horror and turn the space ship back. Unluckily for them the flower was just a clever diguise and was actually still the black hole. They got sucked closer and closer until they were right in the warp. In the split second before they were absorbed a green ice-cream truck flew out, with a creepy old man smiling at them from the back. They were falling and falling, towards what seemed like a city. The space ship was getting lower and lower when all of a sudden it turned into a hippy tour bus. They bounced off a tall building and landed in a car park. A man with a flower in his hair walked by. The Beetles were blasting out of a nearby window. Suddenly realising their horrifying situation Jimbo wispered to his crew. "Oh my God we are in the sixties".................