The Mass Murderer

[Death45]

Twas a fine day in Varrock, the rocks were all clean and the Guards all diaper changed. Byott was an adventurer who had come to Varrock to see its valuable rocks. He wasn't granted passage so he decided to spank the Guards who wouldn't let him enter. He wanted to kill them though if he did then he would have to kill a lot more. The guards broke down crying and got their trousers wet. A yellowish liquid flowed through their pantsies and reeked of a rank odor. Byott then went into Varrock and went to the National Rock Musuem. There he saw rocks of all kinds, flat, round, circular, lava,and ruby. Then Byott saw a strange creature fly over Varrock. He had no weapon to fend it off with and he was a miner not a animal hunter. I hate this story that I am typing down right now but alas i must continue for the readers and to get unbored. Anyways..... Byott went to the armory and stabbed the owner with a rock he picked up on the street. He looted the place but found no rune armor so he decided to kill Champion Guild keepers. He agressively killed the inhabitants of the guild and stole the rune armor he still had no platebody so he ventured off for Edgevill for his armor and to continue killing people. Oziach refused to sell him a rune platebody so using his rune longsword Byott stabbed him. Byott looted the place and wore a rune platebody and sold the stuff he looted for a fortune.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Byott was very rich but the source of his wealth was unknown. But he was a murderer. He silently killed people. Blood dirtied his hands every night. Byott one day found this rich girl but she had too many bodyguards for him to kill. He decided to "ask her out". She agreed and they dated Byott was unknowingly plotting to kill Molly. Molly was deeply in love with him so she never expected a thing. Well her bodyguards were suspicious of Byott. They warned her not to go out with him, but she was smitten in love with him so she fired most of them but she hired new ones. For five more years they dated when Byott asked Molly to marry him. After their wedding day and on their honeymoon Molly mysteriously died or so the locals said. The truth is that Byott killed her. He stole her fortune and was soon the richest man ever. But he had no one to share his wealth with... Fifteen years later he realized what a horrible mistake he had made by killing Molly. Now he was all alone and nobody cared for him anymore. Sure he was rich but he was lonely, soon he started drinking. The beer caused him to get drunk. One day his loneliness and his drunken conditions got the better of him. He commited suicide later that day. But before that happened he shot all his money high up in the air. Soon beasts began eating them and when they die they tend to drop it........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[g_u_t_h_i_x]

Alright man... Go find another forum...you've gotten all your posts here, and these stories are getting stupider and stupider...

[Smackapotato]

Interesting...