Saru's Blog - Back? Maybe? Idk lol got an Araxxi Web drop

[Saru Inc]

at least i dont suk at life.

[FAitHEROOSKi]

at least my name isn't saru ohhhhhhhh

[Saru Inc]

Well it's fai which rhymes with gai which sounds like gay., which is stupid every day. LIke no wai? You're made of hay. or even clay. I eat you down by the bay. Ebvery day, whatdda say?> Stupid fai

[FAitHEROOSKi]

saruman oh saruman

put me in your candy van

take me off to neverland

in your pedo candy van

[Saru Inc]

Faither, or faither

Kiss me now, or later.

I hope we're unrelated

Or after this rendezvous negated

[developmentally delayed] babies aren't elated.

[Sanitys_Requiem]

saruman oh saruman

put me in your candy van

take me off to neverland

in your pedo candy van

 

This one wins all time. Saru fuking sucks. :D

[FAitHEROOSKi]

There once was a man named Saru

He was smart; he could count up to two.

He couldn't divide

and when I asked him why

He said "I'm not better than you"

 

LMFAO ROFL LMAO DO YOU GET IT because i'm better than you

[Saru Inc]

yus.

 

 

There once was a man named Fai.

He dreamed to be a girl -- all day.

And along came a guy, as hot as the day.

Fai ran along drooling, "SARU!" she'd say.

But to her dismay,

Saru said to her "fat fai"

And she killed herself, that day.

[FAitHEROOSKi]

Saru was a young man

Whose limericks never would scan

if you ask me why

I'll reply with a sigh

YOU DUMB [cabbage] YOU ARE A VERY CONFUSED MAN. AM I A MALE OR FEMALE PERSONA IN YOUR POETRY MAKE UP YOUR [bleep]ING MIND.

 

fin.

[Saru Inc]

ALRIGHT [bleep] IM PULLIN OUT ALL STOPS WATCH ME DROP THIS LIMERICK.

 

 

GIVE ME A BEAT SON @

 

YO YOU SEE ONCE A DAY

I SEE A DIP [cabbage] NAMED FAI.

YO BRO IT GOES THIS WAY

FAI DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SAY HEY (HEY HEY HEY [racist term] HEY!)

 

YO YOU SEE ONCE IN A LIFTIME

FAI ACTUALLY FOR ONCE MAKES A RHYME

WHILE IT DOES BEAT O.G. SARU TRUE (TRUE TRUE TRUE [racist term] TRUE)

SARU REPLIES BY TURNING HER BLACK EYE BLUE

CUZ HE\SHE STEPPED ON HIS GROOVES.

 

YO [bleep]ES IT GOES LIKE THIS

FAI GOT HEr GAY ACRYLLICS.

NOT REAL NAILS LIKE DIS [bleep] ([bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [racist term] [bleep])

 

YO FAI IF I SEE YOU TODAY

TELL ME WHAT GENDER YOU WILL MASQUERADE

SO I CAN TAKE A PIC ON E BAY HEY

 

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY hey.

 

 

IGHT THAT WAS NOTORIOUS SARU REPPIN THE ANTI FAI GANGS OF PISCATORIS

 

 

WE ROCK THIS BLOCK

[FAitHEROOSKi]

SARU, YOU MAKE NO SENSE

AND TO YOUR RACISM I TAKE OFFENSE

BUT I MUST TELL YOU NOW,

YOU DUMB, FOOLISH COW,

MY NAILS ARE REALLY INTENSE.

[FAitHEROOSKi]

Time for some real zhen,

Haikus are very peaceful,

Try to diss this way.

[Saru Inc]

fai is fat

wack attack

damn bat

 

 

 

 

 

haikus shortned asre veen harder

[FAitHEROOSKi]

saru is sorry

he can't even insult me.

oh, so very sad.

[Saru Inc]

faitherooski is

faitherooski is not hot

faitherooski is.

 

 

 

i am deep amirite

[FAitHEROOSKi]

i would like to say,

it's 2 against one, you n00b.

clearly, i AM hot.

[Saru Inc]

clearly i cant win

i direct you to trash bin

choke hard on your win

[FAitHEROOSKi]

nice rhyming skills, dude

too bad you gave up, honest,

nearly forfeited.

[Saru Inc]

die [bleep]

[Saru Inc]

"Man That You Fear"

 

The ants are in the sugar

The muscles atrophied

We're on the other side, the screen is us and we're t.v.

Spread me open,

Sticking to my pointy ribs

Are all your infants in abortion cribs

I was born into this

Everything turns to [cabbage]

The boy that you loved is the man that you fear

Pray until your number,

Asleep from all your pain,

Your apple has been rotting

Tomorrow's turned up dead

I have it all and I have no choice but to

I'll make everyone pay and you will see

You can kill yourself now

Because you're dead

In my mind

The boy that you loved is the monster you fear

Peel off all those eyes and crawl into the dark,

You've poisoned all of your children to camouflage your scars

Pray unto the splinters, pray unto your fear

Pray your life was just a dream

The cut that never heals

Pray now baby, pray your life was just a dream

(I am so tangled in my sins that I cannot escape)

Pinch the head off, collapse me like a weed

Someone had to go this far

I was born into this

Everything turns to [cabbage]

The boy that you loved is the man that you fear

Peel off all those eyes and crawl into the dark,

You've poisoned all of your children to camouflage your scars

Pray unto the splinters, pray unto your fear

Pray your life was just a dream

The cut that never heals

Pray now baby, pray your life was just a dream

The world in my hands, there's no one left to hear you scream

There's no one left for you

 

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed

[Th3_Crusader]

Hola.

[Saru Inc]

HEY SEXY

[Saru Inc]

What I'm getting:

 

Specs http://www.apple.com/ipodtouch/specs.html

 

what I'm getting =D

 

http://store.apple.com/us/cart?mco=MTA4MzY2ODI

 

I can get all the little gadgets etc cheapy cheapers on friday

[Saru Inc]

The new GaGa cd is out :D

 

 

I got 80 Fishing and Woodcutting.

 

will posat pics soon

[Saru Inc]

80 Fishing

 

 

80 Woodcutting

 

 

 

BoB

 

 

Not too bad considering I was reduced to about 5m from buying 80 Prayer (I still have 3m in d bones but forgot to include :x)

 

I made 4m ish getting 80 Fish. and nada for wc :(