WrathMonkey Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Santa's Little Helper The Trials and Tribulations of the Holidays in real life are nothing compared to virtual life Want to Help Me? Donate! Any amount of money will help (over 5k, please, because I don't want to be running around for little spare change). Talk to me in game! RSN: Wrath_Monkey Donators: (None yet!) Want to Help me Some More? Buy! I've got a Bowstrings Store too! Check the link in my signature to go! Intro: Oh, where oh where to start? I don't remember it exactly, nor his name, but I do remember what happened. Let me begin it from what I know... It all started with a noob. I strolled carelessly into the bank. The air was misty, but it was a bright day, I know that for sure. It was Catherby, that was clear as well. I was fishing lobsters for those guys too lazy to do it themselves - I have no problem with it, however. They pay me! Almost as if on cue, as soon as I tried to leave the building, he walked in. He was a bit too full of holiday cheer. I do not remember his name, poor fellow. The guy threw me a Gnomeball too keep me happy, said I could keep it. I thanked him, and laughed my head off. What did this guy think he was doing, trying to give me holiday cheer?! I was happy enough... Then I realized the moral that was unconciously exchanged. I was to spread the happiness I had! Oh, such a mistake... I'm so stuck on the idea, I can't give it up. I'm to dress at Santa Claus (Nicholaus, Nikolaus, etc.) and parade around handing presents out to everyone.. but how? His hat is hard to find, and much more expensive. The only way to get enough money is to sell my soul to the game. And now, I feel as if I have. Picking flax, making bowstrings... it's hard work. Especially when you need to make 134 thousand of them. So, here I go, jabbering off... Freebie Day One ~ Realization is Like Opening a Bottle of Hell This is perhaps mentally the hardest day I have to go through. Once I'm through this torture, it's home free. Considering this day is free off, I'm doing good. I've still got tomorrow, and the day after, but then it'ws hard work. Hopefully, all of the toil of today, tomorrow, and the day after will make my work easier later on... Freebie Day Two ~ Coincidence? I think not! Interestingly enough, today was quite fun. I actually met someone who's read this and just happened to be in the same place, same world. I was just picking flax, and I decided to just yell some things out. "I'm addicted. I need to get 134k bs by Christmas!" Turns out, Tmacfan15251 was listening, and he had read my post. He said, "For a santa hat?" After asking how he knew, he said he read it on Tip.it (Forums, of course). He gave me the good idea to buy flax, sell the bowstrings, buy more flax, sell more bowstrings, and keep getting more and more profit. This sounded good, so I'm going with that. I just hope I can do it fast enough before the real interesting stuff comes out - I've decided that on Christmas, I'm going to give out presents as a Christmas event randomly to people in World 79 who shout "Tip.it!" when they see Wrath Monkey the Santa Claus walk by. I can't wait... maybe I'll be famous? Bowstrings Currently: 2479/134000 From The Fog Clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foofoomagoo Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 ok im guessing wat ur saying is that u want to make bow strings to buy a santa hat, or ur going to go hand out presents to people. Well either way goodluck on ur goals 26M Crafting XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrathMonkey Posted November 30, 2006 Author Share Posted November 30, 2006 No, I'm selling bowstrings to get a Santa Hat, dress up as Santa Claus, and then give out presents. From The Fog Clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrzonline Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Good luck on your goal. But where are the numbers? How many bowstrings do you need to achieve your goal? How many bowstrings do you already have? :) View Blog Nrzonline (Level-114) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrathMonkey Posted December 1, 2006 Author Share Posted December 1, 2006 I needed to write that in the Red Text, where it said Still Counting From The Fog Clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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