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Pwnage Poems

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Emotions

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I was reading my book

 

 

 

I heard a rip

 

 

 

Unsure whether it was my heart

 

 

 

Or my book

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I heard deep breathing

 

 

 

Drip! Sweat hit my head

 

 

 

I looked up there was a

 

 

 

Dragon of a man

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I heard a crack,

 

 

 

My knuckles

 

 

 

I felt hot,

 

 

 

My face

 

 

 

I was tense

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I turned and completed the

 

 

 

Scene he had ripped

 

 

 

From my sanctuary

 

 

 

I punched him in the gut

 

 

 

And felt a blow to the knee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The chanting started

 

 

 

"Fight, Fight, Fight"

 

 

 

I remembered what the

 

 

 

Character did earlier

 

 

 

Hit him in the nose,

 

 

 

An instant knockout

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I heard a thud, sirens, screams

 

 

 

I had been victorious

 

 

 

The dragon.........

 

 

 

Slain

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Im a Cow

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Munch, munch, munch, I'm a cow, I'm a cow,

 

 

 

I eat and eat; I'm meat and meat,

 

 

 

One day I was asleep and I woke,

 

 

 

Between two buns with a coke,

 

 

 

Munch, munch, munch, I'm a cow, I'm a cow,

 

 

 

I'm in a mouth with fries,

 

 

 

A minute ago I was in a bag with a Star Wars Prize,

 

 

 

Now I'm in the throat ,

 

 

 

Where the acid begins to hurt,

 

 

 

Munch, munch, munch, I'm a cow, I'm a cow,

 

 

 

I'm almost done but I still have fun,

 

 

 

Im alone in the stomach on a single bun,

 

 

 

Munch, munch, munch, I'm a cow, I'm a cow,

 

 

 

(fading)Munch, munch, munch, I'm a cow, I'm a cow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rate them please

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

~Englandman66

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  • 3 years later...

Both Epic. I really loved the cow one, and the One about the dragon was a bully I'm guessing?

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Proud Owner Of The Defence Cape

 

Dragon Drops: 1 Shield Left Half, 2 Dragon Claws, 10 Dragon Platelegs, 4 Dragon Medium Helmets

 

GWD Drops: Gs shard 1: 3 times GS Shard 2: Nil GS shard 3: 2 times 1 Bandos Tassets, 1 Bandos Hilt 1 Bandos Boots, Armadyl Hilt, 3 Saradomin swords

 

Misc: Ranger boots, Dragonic Visage, Guthix bow,

  • 3 weeks later...

I liked the second one with the cow best.

 

I don't quite get the first one.

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If you click on them they hatch or grow up faster and look awesomer!!!

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  • 2 weeks later...

Awesome. Was the first from personal experience? Not something you've done, but a familiar concept for you?

 

I know I've wanted to try the palm-to-the-nose from Ender's Shadow on some of the jerks in my school before. :P

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Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

  • 1 month later...

I didn't like the first one much, but the cow one was awesome.

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"Only by going too far can one find out how far one can go." T.S. Eliot

  • 4 months later...

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