I don't like how this is dominating the blog section, but everyone keeps bugging me about it.
Speaking of which, a certain bug gets to do some awesome, while I slowly lose my sanity!
[spoiler=Side Effects Include Delusions of Godhood]
The... Monster Player. I'm ready for this.
Right?
RIGHT?
Nah, [bleep] that I want to talk to some random people. That's what this game is really about.
In the original games, this guy speaks in broken English. In this bootleg... I think that's the clearest sentence I've come across so far. Not bad.
...Well, It is a sentence, at any rate. Still, I'm going to say no.
What? NO
But I don't want to study there
As usual, I got the hell out of there and headed for the Monster Player.
And learned that the Gym Leader is a member of THIS VERY FORUM
Throwing rocks at birds, because we've already established how much of a [cabbage] the PC is.
While this next guy got the rest of his sentence cut off. I think I got the best bit, though.
And then I learned that DELAN is... Kind of hardcore.
spoilers: it's harden
And now, the Curator. The master of flying-types,
Falkner Hayato Heyaduo
Pokemon lesson! Electric beats flying. You know what the fun part is? There are no electric types until after this fight!
You know what flying beats? Grass and bug. You know what 2/5 of my team is? Grass and bug.
Thanks for getting me stuck with the grass ELF, by the way. I really appreciate that.
...Okay, that's actually a really badass intro.
And the identity of the leader/Tip.Iter?
It's Sman!
Bet you didn't see that coming. I sure as hell didn't.
Anyway, I only got screenshots from after the fight. You didn't miss much.
Except that I beat him with DELAN. A bug-type.
And as a result, I am the successor of ELF! BEHOLD MY POWER MWAHAHA*cough*
A badge which only I hold. Truly I am an ELF GOD
Oh. Right.
Remember that egg from part 2? It's back. They want me to take
>Yes
And now we begin a brief visit to the exposition highway. Buckle up.
God, that was lame even for me. Sorry.
Yeah that's taking too long. Here's the egg.
Helpful, no?
Thanks to the magic of The Fast-Forward Button, I hatched that [bleep]er like the egg it was.
Deke is an adorable name.
Its attacks are Bite and Storm. That's so ridiculously badass! I wonder what they are in English!
...
They're Growl and Charm.
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