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Ask a Zombie

Posted by Troacctid, in Runescape, Humor 31 October 2010 · 1,259 views

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Happy Halloween, everyone! To celebrate this spooky holiday, I pulled a zombie out of the Wilderness to respond to some of your questions about Runescape. I hope you find his answers helpful!

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Dear Zombie,

I'm getting back into Runescape after about a year of inactivity. What have I missed out on while I was gone?

--Too Lazy To Read News Archives in Taverley


Dear Brains,

Braaains! Brains brains braains. Braaaains, braains! Brains brains brains brains, braaaaains.

Brains,
Zombie


Dear Zombie,

I have about 200m gp that I don't know what to do with. I've narrowed it down to herblore or prayer. Which is more useful, Turmoil or Overloads?

--Wealthy in Witchaven


Dear Brains,

Braains. Brains brains braains, brains braaains.

Braaains,
Zombie


Dear Zombie,

Which chaotic weapon should I buy? I'm only planning to get one.

--Dumbfounded in Daemonheim


Dear Brains,

Brains braaaains. Brains. Braains brains braaaaains braains. Brains.

Braaaains,
Zombie




Brains braaaains. Brains. Braains brains braaaaains braains. Brains.
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Brains braaaains. Brains. Braains brains braaaaains braains. Brains.

Dear Gandalf14141,

Braaaaaains. Brains braains.

Braains,
Zombie
String theorists.

String theorists.


braaaaiiins theorists
Braaaaaaaaaains.
which brains to brains first?
This reminded me of Pokemon for whatever reason :thumbup:

This reminded me of Pokemon for whatever reason :thumbup:


I think I know why. The zombies seem to be concentrated on as many things (brain, brains and brains) as some pokemon seems to be concentrated on (ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto, ditto...).

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