I hurt myself with the knife.

I hurt myself with the papyrus.

I hurt myself on the Partyhat.

I hurt myself with the Grand Exchange.

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I hurt myself reading the disclaimer.

I hurt my self reading the comment about reading the disclaimer.

I hurt myself with the bottle of red dye. I also think I'm poisoned from ingesting it. Does poison count as an injury? I don't think so. So, I shall sue you! Bahahaha your discliamer fails!

 

I also ran into your twitter feed while reading MTG stuff. -stalk stalk-

wht if I wanted to use blue dye ? red dye scares me