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Oh Parents, Part II


ForsakenMage

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Since the last blog entry brought some smiles, here goes some more from my life lol.

 

After I finished washing the dishes from lunch, my dad, being slow as he is, finally comes over to the sink with his bowl and chopsticks.

Me: Dad, why is it that you always wait until I'm done with the dishes before bringing your own stuff over?

Dad: Just wait, when you get older your kids will say the same thing.

Me: Uh who said I'm gonna have kids?

Dad: (Literal translation here) I will spank the three of you if neither of you have kids!

Me: Why in the world do you want us to have kids anyway? Have you see how bad the economy looks? I'm not gonna raise a kid in this!

Dad: Oh, we just want grandchildren to play with and spoil, like the dog.

 

#-o

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Sounds like your dad will be mighty disappointed in the three of you if neither of you have kids. :P

 

Bill Cosby once commented about all the money and attention his parents were giving to his kids:

"These are not my parents. These are old people trying to get into Heaven!" :lol:

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Conclusion: Children = Dogs. Nice.
Does that mean Koreans also eat children? :rolleyes:
<_<

 

 

That was funny and you know it. :smile:

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>.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

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>.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

Well... if you're not going to, can I?

 

inb4slapped

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>.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

Well... if you're not going to, can I?

 

inb4slapped

 

*slaps*

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ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1322340469']>.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<
Well... if you're not going to, can I?inb4slapped

 

 

I'M LOVING HOW BROKEN THIS QUOTE IS

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>.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

 

 

That is why I said Koren and not Chinese. I recognize diversity when I make my bigoted comments. :thumbsup:

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ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1322340469']

>.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

 

 

That is why I said Koren and not Chinese. I recognize diversity when I make my bigoted comments. :thumbsup:

 

 

Y... u... so... bad.... :wall:

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