Last night at the dinner table while we were watching this speed dating show from China...
Mom: You're not bad looking. Why don't you get to know someone?
Hours before that, a beauty guide show was on...
Dad: You should watch that. You don't know how to dress yourself.
Me: Dad, you do realize those women on there are like 40+ right? The styles aren't the same.
Dad: No, there are some young people there.
Me: Dad, there are old people on the screen right now.
Dad: You still can't dress right.
Me: Right, and dressing right means being super conservative dress for you. You have absolutely no sense of the current trends or styles thank you! :wall:
Dad: No, I didn't say you have to dress like that.
Me: Right, like that one time I wore a v-neck top. That was totally not freaking out. :rolleyes: And that other time you yelled at mom when she was wearing a sweatshirt...
Dad: I did not...!
And before that:
Dad: You're getting fat.
Me: . . . I've been losing weight. And I don't eat as much as you think.
Dad: Look at your legs. They're so fat.
Me: Why are you even looking at my legs? <_<
Dad: You're going to be as fat as your sister if you don't work out more!
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