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Oh Parents


ForsakenMage

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Last night at the dinner table while we were watching this speed dating show from China...

 

Mom: You're not bad looking. Why don't you get to know someone?

Me: :wall:

 

Hours before that, a beauty guide show was on...

Dad: You should watch that. You don't know how to dress yourself.

Me: Dad, you do realize those women on there are like 40+ right? The styles aren't the same.

Dad: No, there are some young people there.

Me: Dad, there are old people on the screen right now.

Dad: You still can't dress right.

Me: Right, and dressing right means being super conservative dress for you. You have absolutely no sense of the current trends or styles thank you! :wall:

Dad: No, I didn't say you have to dress like that.

Me: Right, like that one time I wore a v-neck top. That was totally not freaking out. :rolleyes: And that other time you yelled at mom when she was wearing a sweatshirt...

Dad: I did not...!

 

And before that:

 

Dad: You're getting fat.

Me: . . . I've been losing weight. And I don't eat as much as you think.

Dad: Look at your legs. They're so fat.

Me: Why are you even looking at my legs? <_<

Dad: You're going to be as fat as your sister if you don't work out more!

 

:wall: :wall: :wall:

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Just thought I'd share this with you guys because in the end it is quite humorous, even if it means me picking up the pieces of my shattered pride. XD

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Dem parents. :XD:

 

One day you'll probably be saying that to your kids, and they's be like: "Mom! Those people are old." And you'll be so sad, and you'll post a blog on tif, and we'll all read it...

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I envy you. I can never joke around on a conversation with any of my parents because neither of them gets the jokes I make.

 

The last conversation made my day. :P

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Dem parents. :XD:One day you'll probably be saying that to your kids, and they's be like: "Mom! Those people are old." And you'll be so sad, and you'll post a blog on tif, and we'll all read it...

 

"I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary." :lol:

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