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Oh Parents, Part II

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By ForsakenMage

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Since the last blog entry brought some smiles, here goes some more from my life lol.

 

After I finished washing the dishes from lunch, my dad, being slow as he is, finally comes over to the sink with his bowl and chopsticks.

Me: Dad, why is it that you always wait until I'm done with the dishes before bringing your own stuff over?

Dad: Just wait, when you get older your kids will say the same thing.

Me: Uh who said I'm gonna have kids?

Dad: (Literal translation here) I will spank the three of you if neither of you have kids!

Me: Why in the world do you want us to have kids anyway? Have you see how bad the economy looks? I'm not gonna raise a kid in this!

Dad: Oh, we just want grandchildren to play with and spoil, like the dog.

 

#-o

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    Ginger_Warrior

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    Conclusion: Children = Dogs. Nice.

    The Observer

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    How baby form

    Mojo_Monkey

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    my comment still stands

    Kaida23

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    Sounds like your dad will be mighty disappointed in the three of you if neither of you have kids. :P

     

    Bill Cosby once commented about all the money and attention his parents were giving to his kids:

    "These are not my parents. These are old people trying to get into Heaven!" :lol:

    Saradomin_Mage

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    We get a part two?!

    :thumbsup:

    K4ylan

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    This sounds like the start of an amazing movie. eusa_clap.gif

    Formerly_Deathknell

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    Conclusion: Children = Dogs. Nice.

     

     

    Does that mean Koreans also eat children? :rolleyes:

    ForsakenMage

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    Conclusion: Children = Dogs. Nice.

     

     

    Does that mean Koreans also eat children? :rolleyes:

     

     

    >_>'

    Formerly_Deathknell

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    ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1322328680']
    Conclusion: Children = Dogs. Nice.
    Does that mean Koreans also eat children? :rolleyes:
    <_<

     

     

    That was funny and you know it. :smile:

    ForsakenMage

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    >.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

    AndJusticeForOne

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    ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1322340469']

    >.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

    Well... if you're not going to, can I?

     

    inb4slapped

    K4ylan

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    ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1322340469']

    >.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

    Well... if you're not going to, can I?

     

    inb4slapped

     

    *slaps*

    The Observer

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    ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1322340469']>.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<
    Well... if you're not going to, can I?inb4slapped

     

     

    I'M LOVING HOW BROKEN THIS QUOTE IS

    Formerly_Deathknell

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    ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1322340469']

    >.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

     

     

    That is why I said Koren and not Chinese. I recognize diversity when I make my bigoted comments. :thumbsup:

    ForsakenMage

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    ForsakenMage[/color]' timestamp='1322340469']

    >.>' Fwiw I'm actually Chinese. And unfortunately, because of that, I get a lot of stupid jokes about people eating dogs like, "Oh so you got a dog. Are you gonna eat it?" >.<

     

     

    That is why I said Koren and not Chinese. I recognize diversity when I make my bigoted comments. :thumbsup:

     

     

    Y... u... so... bad.... :wall:

    Formerly_Deathknell

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    Cause I'm a baaad girl. :D

     

    And we know you are too. ;)

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