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This is going to be a long one, wherein I obtain another budge, reveal the name of the rival, and then talk to some more birds!
[spoiler=ELF WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE TRASH]
But first, my party was looking fairly light. I needed SUPPORT. I needed COVERAGE! I needed SOMETHING THAT WOULDN'T DIE THE MINUTE A BIRD OR FIRE ELF LOOKED AT IT FUNNY!
I found this thing. Eh, close enough.
Now let's just prepare a hugeball and...
Change of plans, I have to see if i can catch it in nothing.
Here we go:
[spoiler=Did I catch it??]
The placebo effect is very strong.
And now, to challenge the gym. With its bug-types. After you guys gave me the grass elf.
Again, thanks for that.
They sent skunks after me. I took it as a chance to test out WUY, who is a water-type.
The skill tab perfectly captures my reaction. A water type. A WATER TYPE. Damn it, game! You had one job!
Moving on!
Got it? There will be a test in part 8. I expect all of you to pass.
Anyway, bugs are weak to fire, so testing FLAME on it is probably a good idea, right?
Wrong
Let's see what other strange attacks I have access to!
Everything you know is wrong. But in hindsight, I have heard some things about putting forks in electrical outlets.
...Please don't do that, by the way.
After what seemed like hours of combat, I reached the leader:
Note: This speech becomes so much better if you pretend he's talking about dragons.
Actually, it looks like we're going to settle this without violence! What a nice change, after the Hunger Games-esque child warfare of the rest of the game. I'll just-
[bleep]!
Actually, he's easy. His team is Metapod and Kakuna, their strongest attacks are among the weakest attacks in the game. I'll bet he doesn't have anything stronger.
And then he pulled a mantis-dragon out of his ass.
He brought out a knife on poor old SICIB... Who did the above with a single VOLT.
And so, with minimal effort, I win the NSECT BUADGE
...
But that's not all! I promised a revelation!
WHAT IS THIS MAN'S NAME?
Last chance.
Hell if I know.
I'm... I'm not off to a good start here. So I brought out SICIB
He beat it,
And joined the dark side.
Now, for a part that at least one person has been waiting for since I started this thing.
This is...
The Trashy Man speech.
I can't joke about this. I'm feeling genuinely threatened here. I'm just someone with a terrible sense of humor, this is a man who means business.
So I promptly got the hell out of there.
And found a bird.
I could say something right now about talking birds little strawberry me baby but this is actually pretty close to what its cry sounds like. Source
For chasing OUCONG around, I received another SECRE. This time, it was SAW
But first, I had to catch an HM slave an elf that could use it.
And I enjoyed myself.
Okay, quick break here. I have to clear something up.
Attack called Fury cutter, where the user slashes at the foe with long blades, from a Pokemon called Scyther, which has blades for arms. Not a knife.
Attack called Poisonpowder, which sprinkles poison on the foe from a distance and does no direct damage, from a Pokemon called Butterfree, which is the least pointy creature in the franchise, except for maybe Voltorb or Ditto. Is a knife.
Remind me not to get on its bad side.
Also, this will be on the test.
And I escaped from the forest.
And I found another B-Fly
And apparently I'm a father, in spite of the fact that I'm an 11 year old girl.
[spoiler=NEXT TIME, ON POKEMON VIETNAMESE CRYSTAL]
And so I win my second BUDGE, and it only took six parts spread out over a month! At this rate, I'll be done in... Either January or May. Shit.
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