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I'm going to keep score in this part. The game gets a point for every translation that confuses the hell out of me, I get a point for every glitch.
[spoiler=Which will break first - The Game or Alg?]
I start the night with some GRINDING in nearby Y HILL. Wait, Y-Hill? How does that- Ah to hell with it.
Wherein Alg finds a better replacement for WUY, and begins a revolving door of Water Elfs.
...By which I mean dry elfs. I shouldn't have assumed, sorry.
Anyway, the grinding.
Against LIDEL
And LIDEL.
Game: 1
Alg: 0
With that, I realized the plot was the other way. I proceeded to get the hell out of there.
And my breeding technique was complimented.
Game: 2
Alg: 0
I didn't get a picture to finish this sentence.
Which move is this? Is it:
A: Quick Attack
B: Hypnosis
C: Ice Beam
D: Synthesis
It's A
Game: 3
Alg: 0
Finally, a straightforward challenge!
...Hula?
If this is true, what did I just finish doing? What have I been doing for the last 8 parts?
Game: 4
Alg: 0
This guy gives you surf. Technically correct: The best kind of correct.
...Except surf is apparently WA-GUN I just don't know anymore
Game: 5
Alg: 0
Anyway, now it's time to start ENVOLVING things
MAL -> MALI. Look at how bad she is in this generation!
SICIB -> GELUB. Look at how cherublike he is!
And then I got some advice from a scantily-clad woman.
And these words of wisdom will guide my life for many years to come.
There were no birds to speak to, but there was a cow. What does the cow say?
Game: 7
Alg: 0
I tried to restore my mind with this
A battle between YED and TED.
It says a lot when only one word with more than two letters is spelled correctly.
Oh shit, it's the MONSTER... COACH
swoon
...Wait, what are we standing in front of?
Oh.
He told me to train in the BELL TOWER. I told him that the bell tower didn't open until late in the game. He slapped me for metagaming. I deserved it.
Turns out he meant the LIGHT TOWER
I found a man in the middle of a speedrun
We all know that speedrunning is very serious.
There were also sailors
Game: 7
Alg: 1
And Ted learns IRONBAR
What is IRONBAR, you may ask?
It's synthesis.
It's [bleep]ing synthesis
Game: 1024
Alg: 1
Farther in the tower, my maturity was again tested
I failed.
I had a new quest. Cross the sea to visit a pharmacy. Because it's oh so convenient to keep one of those on an island.
I got lost.
POKEMON: Rated R
Violence
Strong Language
Partial Nudity
Strong Sexual Content
Drug Use
I found the city. Since there was nothing but water, I concluded that it must be Atlantis.
Suicune, being a roaming legendary, ran away as soon as I touched the shore.
His fangirl challenged me, because I dishonored it.
Translation; swoon
...What...?
He was easy.
FINAL SCORE
Game: 1024
Alg: 1
[spoiler=Next Time... On Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal]
I'm surrounded by men.
Also, I forgot to get the Strength HM and have to cross the ocean again.
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