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I hurt myself

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By Me_Hate_Libs

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So Saturday night started out fun. Was hanging with this new girl, watched Funny People of DVD, did some other stuff, and then fell asleep in bed. Well I wake up a couple of hours later because I had to pee. Really, really, bad. So I had to rush out of my bedroom to hit the bathroom at the end of the hall. I race down the hall and hang a right so I can head into my bathroom. Only it wasn't my bathroom. I wasn't at my house, I was at this girls house and in her house the bathroom is to the left, so I totally missed the step-up that their is to the right that goes into the kitchen. And I crashed. Hard. A combo arm jamming and a deflected faceplant.

 

Injuries: Broken nose, cracked tooth, broken left wrist, and a dislocated left shoulder. So I'm typing this with my right hand and it's taking forever. I am on some painkillers and playing Runescape so I guess I could be worse. In fact, I swear I'm flying.

 

Eagle!

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    Kaida23

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    Ouch indeed. I hope she was understanding about the whole "waking-her-up-screaming-in-pain-while-bleeding-on-the-floor" thing.

     

    Something similar happened to me back when I was dating my ex-wife. Same late-night bathroom visit beginning, but I tripped over her dog and took a header down the stairs. I didn't break anything, but I knocked myself out cold and woke up to her and her mother standing over me. Even worse, it turns out knocking yourself out *before* going to the bathroom has, um, predictable consequences. :oops: She still teases me about it every so often.

     

    On the up side, aren't you glad it only takes one hand to work the mouse? Try to enjoy your time recuperating and RS'ing (and "flying" of course :lol: ).

     

    I hope you feel better soon.

    Ermy

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    Most painful story of the month award for you and i laughed hard to the person above tripping over a dog :twisted:

    Dax

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    Most painful story of the month award for you and i laughed hard to the person above tripping over a dog :twisted:

     

    I laughed at both stories. :thumbsup: :twisted: Ah well.

    Maxingmck

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    Lol boring night eh ;)

    Obtaurian

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    Holy [cabbage]. That really sucks. :eek:

    Me_Hate_Libs

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    On the plus side, the pills made me all loopy so I have fun today. :)

    The Dark Lord

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    Are you taking hydro (codone)? That's the [cabbage].

    JoeDaStudd

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    Ouch.

    The question is did you manage to have a pee before you had to go to A&E?

    Me_Hate_Libs

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    Strangely enough when you fracture your wrist and dislocate your shoulder the urge to pee seems a lot less important. I eventually went at the hospital. And no to the Hydro. They have me on a really weak morphine due to allergy issues. I say weak because as a small person, I don't need much more.

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