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I'd really like a lucky slot machine that came up with 777 about now. :D ~D. V. "What a big payout!" Devnull

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Unfortunately, the Djinn/Genie feels the same way as you, wanting to know the same thing about themself. Sadly, this causes a wormhole to open, which you both get sucked into. Also as unfortunate, the both of you get spat back out about 3 minutes later as piles of ashes. Thankfully, I happened to be walking up, and rapidly called respawners to return you both back to life with your normal bodies. Regretfully, I'm unable to say if you got your answers, as well as unable to say how you would have acquired them. :mellow: Now... I wish a scientist could figure out how to use human farts as a hyper-efficient vehicle fuel. :-k ~D. V. "Talk about 'getting gas'... LOL!" Devnull

E773 I still remember that ViewSonic Model Number... they used to do great CRT monitors. I think ASUS has them beat for LCD-variety stuff, though. :) ~D. V. "From memory, passing to the present..." Devnull

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23424 <*Mr. DVD looks over at the recovering ash pile that comprises @Arceus' current state.*> Huh... talking ashes... that's a new one. :blink: About 24 hours and he'll have a normal body again... -.- ~D. V. "Unexpected, this is." Devnull

<*Mr. DVD quietly looks at how far off that @Arceus knocked the count, as well as the several other people that fell into it, and facepalms... He pulls out a rather large sword, and lets it duplicate itself into 6 swords, all gently floating in midair. Instead of using the ultimate bow that it can transform into, he instead flashes a thought to all of them, and they gather in a circle maintained near his hand to form a "Floating Cannon" type of positioning.*> I really can't believe you all did this, but you've left me with no choice. :ugeek: <*Mr. DVD then flashes a second thought, and an insane amount of energy gathers through the back and sides, causing the swords to spread even wider from the buildup. He thinks a final thought as he jumps high into the air with the charged set still perfectly synchronized and stationary around his hand, and an utterly celestial blast releases out the front end, simultaneously blasting @Arceus, , @Matt258, and @Gandalf14141 all into mere ashes. The entire room shakes violently from the shock of the blast.*> First time trying this style of firing mode, and it worked. I would never have thought my mind could maintain the visual spacing calculation needed to control that kind of a cannon system. Something tells me I shouldn't use this version that often, though. :-k <*Four respawners quickly move into the room and begin work on recovering the people who got blasted. It shouldn't take them too long to return. As would be figured, Mr. DVD lowers his hand and the weapons simply vanish back into his storage, wherever the heck that happens to be at the moment.*> Now... checking the post count on the thread, we're actually at... 23426 ~Mr. D. V. "I guess this cannon-variety blast was a long time in coming..." Devnull

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23435 Just updated a post several times on "CountUp" because I felt like I was missing a thought. :-k ~D. V. "Sometimes they just hit me later..." Devnull

<*punches @Gandalf14141 sideways into a huge pile of hay, burying them for at least an hour*> And there's your "Needle in a Haystack" moment. :P 728 ~D. V. "[WHAM]" Devnull

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669 Let's just hope we don't go back 10 before we can really clear that hurdle, eh? :? ~D. V. "Don't wanna repeat..." Devnull

767 [EDIT:] Reading some of the latest, I think the words he might be looking for are "Please don't make me feel like I'm 'being jumped all over' in regard to things." or something like that. Basically, if someone wants to state why something is better, don't blast him in the process as well. :? ~D. V. "Forever having thoughts come to mind later..." Devnull (p.s.: This is taking me several edits, so there's a chance you might have missed reading something.)

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23444 At least if the above numbers came up as separate die in a game, I would get my '12' on '4s'... I wonder how many rolls that would have taken for me to do that... Probably all three? :P ~D. V. "It's been too long since I played that game..." Devnull

23446 I see someone missed their chance to party over a Yahtzee-variety 'Large Straight'. :| ~D. V. "Missed digits... Figures." Devnull

Let's get this out of 3rd gear and into 4th gear, shall we? 712 ~D. V. "Drive, not reverse!" Devnull

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765 Poor Blaze... Have you seen his latest Status Update? I'll bet he didn't see your last response to him. :( ~D. V. "Wishing people weren't so hard to mentally rescue IRL..." Devnull

Regarding "Life Lessons From MMOs" by '@Alg', I would like to thank them for the fine, subtle laugh they packed into it. Humor is always welcome in the depressing reality we all live in, and it was even more funny seeing it all go from seeming serious to a total joke worth laughing over. :thumbsup: ~D. V. "Won't be commenting on the other article..." Devnull

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