I have one, but it doesn't start with "Welcome to Runescape"... Big beard, big robes... Yeah, that's Saradomin. He sells rocks for a living. (statue of Saradomin, north of Falador) (Gem Trader in Al Kharid)
You have my full support! This is a very efficient storage system, if I do say so myself. However, the staff at Jagex would still need a while to program it :)