Agunimon979

I don't see whats so bad about the paying. If you don't wanna pay for more guns, then don't. After all, skill > guns

Laptop = not the computer system for games sorry buddy

World war III, I'll be in the Canadian Shield :)

It's all a chain, Woodcut Lvr. You start out as being offended by someone calling or implying you being overweight, then since fat people are just ticking time bombs, they get angry, that leads to another, and boom, you pop a vein, your dead.

We're already technically allied with China, after just about all of our plastic products come from China. And bombs are a last resort as always. They do not only hurt forces, they hurt small children, innocent workers, people who never even deserved it get owned. Thats why I strongly opposed Hiroshima and nagasaki.

That's only with blood pressure problems. Well I'm sure yelling, screaming with your eyes bulging out and you flailing your arms has something to do with it? Oh yeah, you can pop a vein getting angry (which starts out as offended) and die.

I'm just saying that the more angry you get at everything the more you risk stroke or heart attack.

I'm saying that I won't get angry at every little thing which can lead to stroke or heart attack.

Funeral = quiet and not many movements. Nuclear bomb = loud, explosive, you know what I mean

Trust me, it's not just him, it's a lot of people. And, so who cares if someone implies the tiniest little hint that you are not similar to I? Someone says I look stupid, I say who cares, someone kinda implies that they're not similar to us to the larger kind, they go off like a nuclear bomb at a funeral. Lenticular, I'm not getting offended at anything in this thread, if thats what you mean. I plan to die of old age, not heart attack.

Is that really necessary? Anyway noone answered my question in the first place. Why do they become offended at the slightest slightest hint that they are overweight

I didn't call him fat

Hopefully we'll never come to the point where nuclear weapons need to be used, and even if they do, I think we can dismantle them or something with another rocket.

No, look, I have two brothers. My littler one asked why my older one always wore pants. And I didn't directly call him a computer nerd, I used that in text form to describe what he does, what was I supposed to say, mild computer addict? Please don't think I'm being cruel because even though I briefly described it noone has any idea of what he did to me.

Nadril: Have you ever gotten in a fight with someone over twice your weight? Everyone else: I don't know where you live, but where I live, everyone who is "overweight" gets offended at the slightest bit of mention. I didn't insult him, I explained why he never wore pants, and along with other people of the larger persuasion, he gets offended. However that is only an example. I'm sure you're all smart enough to have your own stories.

Well, I never actually called him fat

EA, Dice, whatever whoever made it continues to amaze me

I wasnt provoking him, I just basically said that he doesn't wear shorts because his legs are stubby because he gets absolutely no exercise, which is true. The truth hurts, I guess.

I don't care if its flamebait everyone has these problems and its time to pull up your boots and get over it.

Nuclear weapons are a last resort. I mean very last resort. Also would you please care to explain how to overthrow the largest country in the world that spans two continents?

Easier said than done.

Read the story first. No, don't fret, it won't be that long. Now I'm here at my computer watching TV and suddenly my fat (i don't care if you get offended) brother comes in (with his shirt off ew nasty). My little brother suddenly asks why he always wears pants, and I say its because his legs are stubby because he gets absolutely no exercise at all (computer nerd). So he walks over to my desk and strangles me, I start yelling because hes beating up on a kid 4 years younger than he is, then he starts strangling me more and squeezing my head and say I always start everything, which makes no sense at all. So I have to ask this. Why is it fat people are always so damn sensitive. Why must they get offended at every damn little thing that someone says to them? If a mod finds this inappropriate, whatever. If you are fat and get offended by me saying the word fat, get over it you little [kitty], this is the freaking 21st century.

GOD DAMMIT I'M GOING TO DIE

Call of Duty = average joe army game. Battlefield MULTIPLAYER: pwnage. I went to this video game cafe and my brother was playing Bad Company on the PS3, and oh man, it looked kick [wagon], EA you never cease to amaze me.

The Aqua Teens are attacking Donald Duck!