Agunimon979

LOL i love how you summarize 98 pages of topic into "not-even-a" sentence.

I wrote a quick little thing about life in the next 100 years. [hide=]2015: China creates a missile that has the destructive power x20,000 of a regular nuclear bomb. 2016: China shoots said missile at moon ; strikes fear into American citizens. 2017: peace in the middle east 2023: Bill Gates is elected president of the united states of america 2027: Sea levels officially pass NYC's street levels ; city is deserted 2035: U.S president Bill Gates officially resigns from global peace treaty ; invades Canada for possession world's last oil reserves. War is over in 2 days. The first flying car model is on sale, and holographic television is now implaced in many American homes. Scientists send first man to mars 2036: When returning from mars, unidentified missile strikes spacecraft and destroys all physical artifacts as well as the shuttle. 2037: World pop sensation Miley Cyrus dies of drug overdose 2040: All of Europe allies and becomes one country, the European Coalition of the Twenty-Fourties (ECTF) 2045: Rising sea levels have eliminated NYC, Boston, Southern Louisiana, and one fourth of southern Asia. 2047: The world's last remaining rock of coal is burned ; this is not a problem, as 97% of the worlds electricity is generated by clean energy. 2050: At the National Party of Twenty-Fifty, U.S. President Zidane Zoyana announces the plans of the Alliance of Earth (AE), a global wide country, set to be installed by 2055. Scientists make first contact with extraterrestrial life on ruins of a deserted, flooded NYC. Subliminal advertising now counts as 46% of all accounted advertising. 2051: Riots break out in Washington D.C. about the planned destruction of numerous islands in the pacific via nuclear bomb. World population is now 13 billion ; 5 billion located in Asia. 2055: AE (Alliance of Earth) installation is successful and right on time, as Richard Nixon's head is elected president of Earth. 2060: the AE makes plans to colonize the moon by 2070 2063: the AE fails and Earth is divided up into separate countries again. 2065: U.S.A is now formed into the United Dictatorship of America (U.D.A) 2066: Russia wages war with the former U.S.A, while troops fight it out over in EC (European Coalition). 2067: Citizens of the U.D.A are subject to involuntary mind control experiments, random beatings by City Guards, and uncontrolled criminal activity. Meanwhile, China and Japan enjoy prosperity and a democratic society. 2069: Good news from the American front! The European Coalition has approved use of biochemical warfare on Russian infantry! 2070: Plans of colonizing the moon are long forgotten after the utter failure of the Alliance of Earth. Russia launches first missile strike on the U.D.A and bombards Boston, Minneapolis, Miami and the former Los Angeles. 2073: As many cities in the former U.S. are in destruction, the European Coalition is pretty much obliterated and disease has wiped out half of Africa's population. 2074: The United Dictatorship of America launches the first Space Battleship in space orbitting directly over russia, dropping capsules of a super biochemical disease like bullets directly into Moscow and St. Petersburg. 2075: The Japanese are the first to install domes over Tokyo, Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Osaka to protect against the disease, radiation and climate change happening in the world. Meanwhile, China aims it's nuclear arsenal directly at North America. 2079: Russia surrenders, while the United Dictatorship of America sends every citizen of Russia to concentration camps. 2083: The American Rebellion has a hostile takeover in Axmonia, previously Washington D.C., and swiftly takes over the capital. 2084: America is in civil war, with the United Dictatorship of America fighting against the New United Democracy of America (N.U.D.A). It looks like a brighter future. 2086: In a last move, the United Dictatorship of America takes the remaining nuclear arsenal and sends it at China in a move of creating a diversion to take back the capital. 2087: China is in devastation, and with it's allie, Japan, sends all of it's arsenal at North America. 2088: Americans live in nuclear fallout, hiding in shelters built in the late 2060s, waiting for relief. But alas, none comes. 2089: America is now officially classified uninhabitable, while billions of citizens are living in fallout shelters. 2090: A large group of citizens have made a crude colony in the northest part of Canada, calling it Zlobaniat 2095: Most of the world lies in ruins, with its billions of citizens either living underground or in Zlobaniat, a colony which has become a sanctuary for people living without radiation or disease. 2100: When rations run out, humanity evolves into a cannibalistic tribe of people, scourging the deserted streets of former Earth, for any signs of human life, to become food. 2109: All of mutated, cannibalistic, humanity is perished when Earth's atmosphere is set afire by a meteorite shower.[/hide]

life in 100 years will be a lot less advanced. Why? well, after the First Nuclear War, humanity will probably be scourging the forests of northern canada. think about it, only the babies survive a nuclear war, grow up in a forest and make a civilization. History all over again.

OLD PEOPLE

THE FEMALE SPECIES

i heard that digital tv was coming out tomoroww! and its not in the news what happened is it still coming out?

lol, double bird strike :lol:

I haven't seen scrubs but, New episodes of The Simpsons > New episodes of Family Guy

S.E. Hinton's The Outsiders

This is a pointless, endless argument. Someone just lock it already.

1. [wagon] 2. Daffodil 3. Shiny 4. My 5. Bite 6. Pimpmobile

Aye, I'll second this. Aye, thirded. Aye, fourthed? And the Jonas Sisters. WWWWHHHHHAAAAATTTT????!!!

:wall: That's all I can say...

It's all the (catholic) church's fault. I hate the way they think that the human body is shameful and natural human desires are shameful and that we all have to hide our shame and force people to think that way. Also clothes are a very large influence on the economy.

id make porno illegal for the lulz.

They deserved what? That pissweak attempt at a funny prank call? Those employees would get dozens of them calls a day and I don't think it's getting any funnier to them. Firstly, sorry it wasn't the best ever, now it's the end of the world correct? I did not plan what I was going to say, they are deserved any kind of prank call they get because I find what they are selling insulting. This is not a thread were you tell people how/why their prank call was horrible. Constructive criticism woudl be fine, so why don't you post a call that you made? I'm actually going to agree with Jem here, first of all it wasn't really funny. They aren't "jerks", they're people out there working to put food on the table and put a roof over their or their family's head. Blame the company, not the lowly salesperson. I doubt you're even old enough to know of the responsibility to have to provide food and shelter or earn your own money for basic needs. You're the true jerk in this situation. [/hide] Oh blah blah save everyone on these forums all that morals crap we're not all the same people we have different personalities. You're E-coolness just improved by 7 with that post :ugeek: Aww der, you got me #-o !

[hide=kinda stupid argument] They deserved what? That pissweak attempt at a funny prank call? Those employees would get dozens of them calls a day and I don't think it's getting any funnier to them. Firstly, sorry it wasn't the best ever, now it's the end of the world correct? I did not plan what I was going to say, they are deserved any kind of prank call they get because I find what they are selling insulting. This is not a thread were you tell people how/why their prank call was horrible. Constructive criticism woudl be fine, so why don't you post a call that you made? I'm actually going to agree with Jem here, first of all it wasn't really funny. They aren't "jerks", they're people out there working to put food on the table and put a roof over their or their family's head. Blame the company, not the lowly salesperson. I doubt you're even old enough to know of the responsibility to have to provide food and shelter or earn your own money for basic needs. You're the true jerk in this situation. [/hide] Oh blah blah save everyone on these forums all that morals crap we're not all the same people we have different personalities.

[hide=] I had copyed like 2 more but the internet decided to die when i clicked "post" so i will just post this one. Anyway, go to ED and type creepy pasta. [/hide] Another version:

Whoa-hoh-hoh, your signature is awesome. is there a website that has more paintings like that?

No, I mean it would be so cool to have like a wolf-human breed, or like a horse/mule-human superbreed!

Can female human eggs be fertilized by sperm from any other species of animal other than male human?

is there anything worth stealing in an elementary school?

What color or what color are you going to paint it? Oh, and good luck! Should be fun. Thanks, I'm planning on painting it a kind of light dark blue with a white stripe down the middle.

I assume you've got some good mechanical knowledge backing that purchase? (or I guess a lot of money) I think my favorite 1960s car will always be the 1964 Mustang. Typical, but one of my favorite designs. Of course, I'm not counting the 1969-1972 Opel GT, which I will buy one of these days. I'm buying a fixer-upper

Ha-ha! Have they made Hannah Montana tampons? And didn't they make Hannah Montana underwear?!?! "Mommy I think I had my first period!!" "you get the beeeeeesttt of both worlds...!"