Agunimon979

Every christmas for the past couple of years I've woken up to the nice Christmas mud and dirt. And I live in freakin' connecticut.

So, post your current car, cares you used to have, or cars you want when you are of legal age to drive! For me, I'm not old enough to drive, but when I'm 16 soon I'm buying a 1968 Mercury Cougar and please dont lecture me on insurance/gas blah blah blah http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury_Cougar

:-#

mary jane = marijuana

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If you lost the glasses you would look just like Eric Foreman from that 70's show

I don't hate gays, but if some [bleep] every tries to touch me I'll stick a broom up his [wagon]! tourettes guy reference

[bleep] bags at my school banned dodgeball... hurts the [kitty] kids. gah, pathetic.

Someone had sex in the pendulum :?

When i was 6 i was chased by this dog through a field... running as fast as I can with an adrenaline rush.... almost [bleep]ed myself

I LIKE TURTLES

Anyone else hate those Enzyte commercials?

Hmm... wouldve been more interesting if bush had gotten HIT with the shoe.... in the head... :pray:

Sham-wow more like scam-wow damn vince

Boxers, or girl panties (in a non-gay way) if I feel horny.

Tip.it is actually a stolen government document from the Cold War.

NOOOOOO tell me more :twss: :twss:

Quantum Rape From American Dad. If that doesnt work, The Flying [roosters]

As soon as I turn 18 I'm gonna go buy some fine cigars 8-) can only get cigarettes at school... >=/

I support gun control because i dunno lol guns kill people.

I lost my virginity when I was 9 ;)

One gruesome day Bongo decided to [bleep]e Tree Man's water and the Tree Man stabbed Bongo in the head. The end.

Both parents hit me very hard frequently, that's all I have time for.

YES i saw that too.