Because this thread is the only one I have bookmarked (Also I can't figure out how to make it stop e-mailing me after every reply). Why does paint dry?
Because if they weren't, you wouldn't be able to use the same video game to entertin you during more than one movie. Why is it that, with all the fusion and energy happening in it, the sun never explodes?
Because if everyone could see small stuff like bacteria, then the microscopes would be rendered useless and we would have alot of expensive, useless junk in our hands. (actually maybe not useless... they are good for hitting people with.) Why does it hurt to have your hand on fire?
because i geneticlly engineered them. (don't eat them... unless you like being a litterbox) why do I like RTS games more than RPGs, First Person Shooters, the like.
because if there wern't censor, noone would have ever thought to use &^$#&*^$&^$&*(^$&^%$#(*^%!!!!!!!!!!11111oneeleventyone. how clever. why is batman > superman while grues > everything
because grues ate all your posts. (damn, I did it again) why do 40% of american high school students think the sun orbits the earth? ... ... ... grues.
because chocolate is ACTUALLY a grue in disguise, and to keep it from killing us all we need to cover it with brown matereal so that it will think it's a dolphin. why are grues so vicous?
because... actually, i refuse to answer that question because every time i see it i get a voice in my head saying "waffles! tasty waffles! with lots of syrup!" Click here. why did you click there?