Mpatrie

Because this thread is the only one I have bookmarked (Also I can't figure out how to make it stop e-mailing me after every reply). Why does paint dry?

Because "Why" and "What" are th same thing to many people. Why do many people think money is evil?

okay... I guess noone wants to answer that. Sooooooooooooo... why do convieniant brick walls not fall on random people?

Because if they weren't, you wouldn't be able to use the same video game to entertin you during more than one movie. Why is it that, with all the fusion and energy happening in it, the sun never explodes?

Because if everyone could see small stuff like bacteria, then the microscopes would be rendered useless and we would have alot of expensive, useless junk in our hands. (actually maybe not useless... they are good for hitting people with.) Why does it hurt to have your hand on fire?

Because They really want to get their point across. Why did my computer break, and I forgot my password? :wall:

because i geneticlly engineered them. (don't eat them... unless you like being a litterbox) why do I like RTS games more than RPGs, First Person Shooters, the like.

because if there wern't censor, noone would have ever thought to use &^$#&*^$&^$&*(^$&^%$#(*^%!!!!!!!!!!11111oneeleventyone. how clever. why is batman > superman while grues > everything

because grues ate all your posts. (damn, I did it again) why do 40% of american high school students think the sun orbits the earth? ... ... ... grues.

someone who is not really human

because, having not seen you, the only things i am fairly sure you are NOT are a hobo, a movie star or a grue. Why do i keep linking to grues?

because chocolate is ACTUALLY a grue in disguise, and to keep it from killing us all we need to cover it with brown matereal so that it will think it's a dolphin. why are grues so vicous?

For an example for all those who would DARE steal my cookie. why do I always seem to find my cats in a box?

because... actually, i refuse to answer that question because every time i see it i get a voice in my head saying "waffles! tasty waffles! with lots of syrup!" Click here. why did you click there?

Because if superman was a vilain, then who would lobo fight? Why did I change my avater?

7/10 Very... interesting.

because some of them like looking like clowns. why do americans use fahrenheit when celsius makes more sense?

because if he didn't, he would just be another stupid actor. why doesn't my cat want to let me type?

Because i was chasing it after it saw me eat its children yesterday. Why do people look down if you say, "FOR GODS SAKE, PUT ON SOME PANTS!!" (seriously, try it)

Because you haven't gone out and bought age of empires 3 yet. Why don't televisions randomly explode?

because there is a stupid feeling virus going around. (to the tune of "i believe i can fly) I belieeeeeeeeeeeve I'm a pie I've been eaten by some guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy... why did th guy eat the pie that was I? (wait...)

because when the people who invented math found out about prime numbers they had already told everyone to use the first numbers and could not add number nofnestock. why is jack spearow > harry potter?

you kill the priest, but by doing so you lose your soul which doesn't exist yet. The universe implodes on itself. I go to the anceint roman empire to keep it from falling. I say I am a god and lead them to conqur america with my new ship designs.

because a party hat in price compared to the real world would buy you at least 2 houses. Why is this the only topic i even bother going on anymore?

because they want people to not eat their brethren (no offence). why does cheee come in swiss, blue, chedder, mozzarella, marble, cottage and gouda?