Mpatrie

banned because i like cheese.

actually, REALLY close. 94^

.. i knew that 9/10 STEWIE OENS JOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneoneoneone

a dog walks into a corner store with a note in it's mouth and a container around its neck. the owner sees the dog wlk up tio the counter with the note, and taks it out of the doogs mouth. the note says, "one dozen eggs and 1 litre of milk, please." the owner gets the stuff, and says tio the dog, "that'll be $4.50". the dog points its nose at the container, and the owner reached in and pulled out a five dollar bill.then he put the stuff in the container and walked away. it was almost closing time, so the owner decided to follow the dog. he saw it get on a bus, ride it for seven stops and rin the bell to get off. the owner got off oo, and followed the dog two blocks away. then the dog started throwing itself at the door. after it did it three times, the door opened and the dogs master started yelling at the dog. the store owner knocks on the oor, and when answered said, "why are you yelling at the dog? it's brilliant!" "Brilliant, my [wagon]." said the dogs master. "this is the fourth time this week he forgot his keys!"

lol i already did my elbows... heres one with my nose: mjpa5654ie (i have a big nose)

pretty cool avator... plus i like snipers. 7/10

oh, yea, thats an AWSOME avatar! bowser can't even HOPE to contend with that! darth nihulus, darth sidious, darth vader, darth maul, darth reven, darth malak, darth bandon, darth sion, darth zannah, darth plagueis, darth tyranus, darth janus and darth glentract are all AWSOME BEYOND COMPARISON! (not darth traya, she sucks.)

banned for not having bowser in your sig. (or having any sig, for that matter)

because seventeen is a prime number. why is it, when i talk to people, i end up doing this? #-o and this? :wall: and sometimes this? :roll:

ok... i guess none of you know who stephen harpor is... so i'll do another. what if jedi were real?

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because cows say oink. why hasn't the what if game gotten any replies in three days?

dressed in black

because there's no barbecue sauce on the buffelo wings. why does my family suck at video games?

banned for using logic.

dont feel bad, EVERYONE does that, don't we? i make banana bread.

wet fish. but

because it's the ru/sa rattata/sentret. why did i know that?

yea, i'm sure everyone will just LOOOOOOOOOOOVE that! i mean, how do we LIVE without the evolved form of magmar!? if i had a cake, i would eat it.

a pregnant walrus

because you are almost as lazy as I am. (i'd would make a progrm that typed for me but i'm too lazy.) why can't i think of anything funny right now? :-#

but this guy (-> :-w )

because you ere dropped in the fireplace as a baby. why do I find the stuff here funny?

didn't ask. why do snakes have no legs?

someone's annoying me, i'll out-annoy them (stick to your strengths!)