Mpatrie

Because i said so. Why do people on rs refuse to believe that a person walking around in full rune will commit a most awful crime against humanity, namely, NOT GIVING STUFF TO EVERYONE WHO ASKS?! (*gasp*) :wall:

because they are important life skills, like math and internet piracy. why am i willing to do this sort of thing on my psp?

because they looooooooooooooooooove you! why is it sad that I have nothing better to do than answer all these replies?

one of us... one of us... one of us... one of us... one of us... :twisted: why is world of warcraft such a blatent copy of better mmorpgs (like RS and City Of Heroes/Villains), yet it costs twice as much? and why do so many people still play it when it costs so much?

a very large pie falls out of nowhere... and lands right in front of you. you eat so much of it that you can't move, and the american army mistakes you for godzilla. the fact thet you were recently in a car accident with a nuclear waste disposal truck and got the power to breathe radiation out your mouth probably didn't help. they create a "mecha-blazikenmaster" that shoots you with a missle.

Some Random person on the street runs up to you while your wearing down your thumbs on a gameboy, calls you a geek and steals your gameboy. you run after him and get hit by a car.

Because if they removed the "ur" it would be weirder. Why do puppies eat shoes, but kittens eat pants?

because the father of english is dead. why does food not make me regenerate in real life?

Weird person: i'll sell you a rune pick for 3 coal (i'm mining in dwarvin mine) Me:uh... ok... (i thought he was trying to scam me, as he was level 12, but we traded and lo and behold, he actually sold me a rune pick for 3 coal) Weird:Lol i just scammed you Me:...Right... Weird: I cursed that pick Me:What? Weird:I used that spell curse when i was weilding it! Me:... I hate to be the one to tell you this but... Weird: When you least expect it a rock your mining will explode and kill you! Me:Um... ya, I'll remember that... Weird:and then I'll get all your stuff *evil laugh*! Me: You do know that the exploding rock is avoidable and won't kill me anyway right? Weird: Well then i'll go to your house and kill you myself *evil laugh*! Me: :ohnoes:

because chisels OWN screwdrivers. \ why do i eat my computer every full moon?

They were removed because they were causing bugs. In the case of tangle weed, players panicked and go killed waaaaaaaaaaay too often.

lol, really funny guys. =D> you know you've played runescape too long when you have an "expell guests" butten for home security