Mpatrie

because you couldn't do better. why are jokes funny?

I refuse to answer that, because I suspect that you meant to say, "deuche". Why are burritoes better than tacoes.

because he's an alchemist. alchemists make GOLD for gods sake, how can they not be awsome? why are shiny things valueble?

because (censored by jagex). why are people dumb?

because bananas are a force of nature. why does house own?

because if they didn't they might have people like us going up to random people and saying "WEASEL BOOGERS!!!!!!!!!" why don't we go up to random people irl and say weasel boogers?

because your are very bored. why isn't the blaziken master out playing pokemon on his gamboy/ds/computer/whatever.

because julius ceaser's ghost made it that ay. why does my sister like this so much?

because i stole your name. why did i steal his name?

because if they had spots, they'd be lepards. why does china have so many people?

because they don't eat veggies. now, my question is one word. why? :-k

beause when you buy WoW, they sneak into your house and inject nicotine into your system every night if you've played WoW. why is peanut butter and jelly < peanut butter and honey?

Bumpity bumpbumpbump

4/10 i really don't know what to say to that...

because if streetcars were as fast as racecars, we would probably all be dead (stupid idiot drivers) EDIT: why arn't there any convianant brick walls were i can do this :wall: on?

because that might make magikarp able to own a surskit... maybe... if it snuck up behind... if the surskit was deaf... and sleeping... why are bowser, ganondorf and mewtwo (click here) so freaking AWSOME?!

then you would have answered theblazikenmaster. yes, cool avater... bowser still owns sonic though what if bowser didn't own sonic?

yes, i did mean rs. didn't ask. why is city of villains cooler than city of heroes?

because you havn't progressed that far in your ninja training. why am i only level 62 and yet I own Dragons?

because you're lazy and will put it off till the last second. why are we all too lazy to type in real english? (p.s. what the wagon does haxxor mean?!)

then I would catch some steel and ground types and commit mass genocide on the pika family. (pichu, pikachu, riachu) what if humans were silicon based, instead of carbon based?

you get so pissed off at the stupid oxyclean commecials and go to the guys house and shoot him. his wife beats you with a baseball bat, but you are only stunned and arrested. later, kinslayer will come up with some ssadistic punishment involving napalm for your crime.

... thats not a why question... why do we use ! and ? instead of :!: and :?:

i'll bet the blooms look foreword to your visit. (orlando bloom) one of my cats is named bat fink.

because that would mean that plusle MIGHT be able to do MORE than do one point of damage and die. why can't i kill my friends kyogre? seriously, it's like HOLYHELLWHYWON'TTHISTHINGDIEALREADY?!