blaah

shouldn't have eaten cookie dough, I'm actually hungry for real food. don't want anything from freezer. SOOOO guess I'll have spaghetti-os

that means a lot if you taste like cookie dough I can't see this ending well

my cookie dough is gone, my life is over

Stop screwing around with my cheese. I sent Carlos to retrieve my queso (as I call it to him, since he's Mexican) and you don't have to worry about it again, it's mine.

I am now the thread wench

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTa6NB-6DXw I jumped both times I watched it.

oh that's right, I was doing homework

OH RIGHT GUYS GUESS WHAT POSTING KITTIES IS THE PATH TO MY [kitty] IT ALL MAKES SENSE DOESN'T IT

no guys it's cats I'll show you at another point in time when I am in a kitty mood

oh look, former greatness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNh9C6S4-6M

>cooperations

she knows I'm coming home tomorrow night though

So, I texted my mom "3 miles mommy" and she interpreted it as I was 3 miles from home hours ago so she just asked where I am

errybody gets criticized for one thing or another that they poast

no, someone said that on a show and it reminded me of a time the neighbor lady said POINT BLANK fifty million times when she was yelling about her daughter being slapped across the face

POINT BLANK

So headache

oh look, I'm on top

there's some door banging out in the hall

Pepsi, we know you're Mexican, but please, in english please?

Cyndi has wizard powers, I check the lines every time I get out of her car and she's always straight and centered in spaces. Whereas Jessie has to make 298472394-point turns to get into a space, lol

I dunno when I'll be taught to drive, I've told a few people that they can all take turns teaching me and trusting me with their various types of vehicles and Cyndi has to teach me to park like a wizard

has not ever driven a car