blaah

It's 2:30, the people walking in gotta be wasted

Oh dear.

Seems like a good time for me to leave now...

Are you a transvestite Psycho? If not, this marriage between you and wits won't ever work.

According to my pop-obsessed sources, coke holds the fizz in the cup longer. I wouldn't know. Oh my lord every time I start facebook stalking it gets weirder and weirder

Well. It's 1 AM. Look at that.

Hence colakid

Night colakid.

Intended?

I don't know about in Canadia, but in MN that's not normal.

They bake fantastlc cookies

I don't know, it didn't make sense. It could have just been that they were in our social group too, but it was too much of a coincidence.

Yeah. One of my Mormon friends has two older brothers, one took a mission trip and the other one went straight to BYU. Since the older one had a year or two not in college, there are now 3 from their family at BYU. This is kind of a tangent, but... one of the guys in my social group had some weird thing for Mormon girls, which made no sense because he's atheist. He dated one of them for a short while and then said that period of time was a "waste of his life" and another one, who he remains close friends with because they mostly were just friends.

Yeah, if they get through the year knowing what's to come.

Yeahh... well, he's in college now and his girlfriend is still in high school. Soo, probability of that relationship lasting has decreased.

Or, I didn't mean "luck", I more meant judgment.

Yeah, he doesn't have the best luck. Before this girlfriend, he dated one of my friends... who we all knew was just dating him to have a boyfriend. Yeah, she dumped him a day before 6 months.

I just was told that when they broke up for about a month she dated another guy, lost her virginity drunk, and then got back with the nice guy. Ohwell, she's probably giving him plenty.

lolol so there's this couple. on facebook, just warning you. Today or yesterday or something was their "7 months". It's funny, because the girl, who is a kinda whoreish, ditched the guy, who is a vulnerable guy, at HIS senior prom. She didn't smile in any pictures, she danced like a [bleep], and she broke up with him the Monday after. That was in May. DO THE MATH. I'm pretty sure they were broken up for a couple weeks too, at least one week for sure. So now NOT ONLY do they have that whole deal, but theyy have ridiculous wall posts between them, including but not limited to the lyrics from "Marry Me" by Train, "i love you with all my heart!!1!!11!!", "it's not goodbye it's see you later ;-)", etc. IT IS SO STUPID.

I think there's something in my eye

Clearly I do not have a penis because hopefully I would have noticed by now if I did

Well, if it's over quickly it's a lot less uncomfortable.

So... there was some uncomfortable lesbian action on Jersey Shore.

2 sentences. Pretty solid.

I have 6 minutes to get a solid start on this. Only 300 words, but I don't know what I'm saying.