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Ninjas are good. And now since I thought of kangaroos jumping, I have "Jump On It" stuck in my head.

Well good luck. Marsupials son peligrosos.

They'll jump over the bullets and kick you, be careful of dem Roos

Any kangaroos around?

At least I'm not wits.

I didn't do anything to repel them really, I have a boring life on weeknights

They stalked me. It happens a lot.

Lol I leave for 12 mins and you all attack. I was outside with my dog and my neighbor's dog, I took the neighbor dog around the block and the 9-10 year olds filled me in on all their gossip. Oh, that was after they ran into a house for sale sign with their heads several times each.

I am entertained by how 9 year olds date.

Eh?

Since this wall is unemployed/nonexistent, it has no life. 8 HP

I read "infected" as "wicked". Wicked would be a good word to describe my temporary dyslexic symptoms I'm experiencing.

He gets a sex change. Now she's not a dude at all. This alone wouldn't hurt her (except for the removal of her wall brick genitalia), but due to her name change, she doesn't get paid anymore and is made a wall for the poorhouse. 9 HP

I have psych homework due tomorrow, otherwise everything else is due Thursday or Friday. I don't have to be at school until 11:45AM tomorrow and Wednesday :)

I'm more bothered by the people who get mad about all artists using autotune and technology when that's the nature of their music. The musicians who sound bad live but claim they're perfect bother me more than the ones whose music is based on studio production and suck live.

I read "parents' friends" as "friends' parents"

Whoa guys.

The stopping in the halls is a problem in my school so they have now put in place insane hall monitor paraprofessionals to tell us to "walk and talk". Which is fine, I appreciate it sometimes, but I don't like 23 year old paras telling me to move when I stop walking for a few seconds. Worse than the people who stop to talk are the giant groups filled with couples who stop, there a mob that's never broken up that stands in the science hallway every day when I'm headed to AP physics. Yay 15 year olds holding hands and gazing into each others' eyes, and then making out in the middle of the hall and leaving me no path to class.

We read Owen Meany in AP Lit last year after the AP test since it's one of my teacher's favorite books. That was one book I actually read cover to cover after getting lazy in that class. Such interesting discussions on whether we liked Owen. I mostly remember the voice I had in my head for when I read his all-caps dialogue. Makes my throat hurt thinking about it.

This guy who's kind of in and out of the friend group is dating this OBNOXIOUS junior girl, she's apparently only continuing to date him so she'll have a date to prom. Which is sad for him, he's such a happy fellow and he really likes being in relationships, nice genuine guy. He dated one of my friends for almost six months (like a day short), and he fell apart when she broke up with him. He was kind of being use there in the sense that my friend just wanted to date someone and he really cared about the relationship a lot, now he's being used as a prom date.

His acceptance speech goes too long and the music starts playing before he thanks anyone, so he gets assassinated. 9 HP

My sister's feet smell TERRIBLE

Everyone else feels free to double/triple/quadruple post rather than edit a million times

The critics give it a terrible review and the wall becomes depressed. 9 HP

Not if he has a hole put in him. 8 HP